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@torontostar digital producer by day. terminally online wannabe youtuber/twitch streamer by night. pop culture enthusiast + queen of the universe. emo forever.

Toronto
Joined December 2008
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friends, i am finally making a little intro thread to pin at the top of my profile so that all the baskets i have my little gremlin hands in are in one place. for any newcomers, hi! i'm sima! i'm iranian-canadian and in my 20s (i think i'm a zillennial). she/her pronouns, please.
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The Habs blowing a 4-0 lead to the Jets with four minutes left in the game is all the proof I need that those Hometown Remix jerseys are CURSED brother
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9 am: i can’t wait till bedtime 10 pm: i’ve always wanted to write my own operating system
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i’m always being polite when i say “i think” or “if i remember correctly” because i remember and i’m correct
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if the habs learn to play a second period we'll never lose again
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does anyone in Toronto know of a physical location that has the Tim Hortons Zamboni card holder? I got the hockey cards but the two locations I went two didn’t have the Zamboni or even know what I was talking about 😭
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sharing a smile with a stranger when you both see something funny in the street makes me feel alive all over again
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Remember that preseason hockey means absolutely nothing except for if your team wins then it means everything
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it's so evil that adela's in toronto tonight and i don't have a ticket
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hey there Delilah what’s it like in Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!
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my psychiatrist: "so I just want to acknowledge before, when you said you were doing nothing with your life - you just earned a master's degree 3 months ago" me: "yeah but any idiot can get a master's degree" my psychiatrist (sighing): "no."
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Storm so bad that Environment Canada is double texting emergency alerts
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beautiful women named emergency alert and environment canada r blowing up my phone damn !!
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you seem pretty sad for a girl who gets to scream shoot the puck this month
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Society has been on a steady decline ever since Cineplex got rid of Timeplay
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francois cosy with some other guy please GOD does that mean he's free from this lunatic smear campaign
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How i feel after saying "I don't drink" anytime I get offered alcohol.
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In my mind that was why Rozanov was so pissed. He was trying to stan Mao Asada and here comes Hollander wanting to *talk* - like she’s about to do her triple axel
i could never can hollanov lock in and watch the greatest redemption skate ever and THEN go back to their situationship fighting
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chills every time
One of the most beautiful moments in figure skating. Yuma Kagiyama taught himself Kaori’s “Time to Say Goodbye” step sequence as he fell in love with it and then they performed it together 🥹
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you seem pretty lazy for a girl so worried about her future
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As a lifelong @tumblr user (I joined when I was 14 and I am now 31), it was a pleasure to cover DashCon 2 for the @torontostar again this year. From a guillotine execution to a wedding, it was certainly a memorable weekend. Check out the story here: thestar.com/entertainment/te…
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