
@torontostar digital producer by day. terminally online wannabe youtuber/twitch streamer by night. pop culture enthusiast + queen of the universe. emo forever.
Toronto
Joined December 2008
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friends, i am finally making a little intro thread to pin at the top of my profile so that all the baskets i have my little gremlin hands in are in one place. for any newcomers, hi! i'm sima! i'm iranian-canadian and in my 20s (i think i'm a zillennial). she/her pronouns, please.
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The Habs blowing a 4-0 lead to the Jets with four minutes left in the game is all the proof I need that those Hometown Remix jerseys are CURSED brother
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9 am: i can’t wait till bedtime
10 pm: i’ve always wanted to write my own operating system
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i’m always being polite when i say “i think” or “if i remember correctly” because i remember and i’m correct
does anyone in Toronto know of a physical location that has the Tim Hortons Zamboni card holder? I got the hockey cards but the two locations I went two didn’t have the Zamboni or even know what I was talking about 😭
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sharing a smile with a stranger when you both see something funny in the street makes me feel alive all over again
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Remember that preseason hockey means absolutely nothing except for if your team wins then it means everything
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my psychiatrist: "so I just want to acknowledge before, when you said you were doing nothing with your life - you just earned a master's degree 3 months ago"
me: "yeah but any idiot can get a master's degree"
my psychiatrist (sighing): "no."
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beautiful women named emergency alert and environment canada r blowing up my phone damn !!
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you seem pretty sad for a girl who gets to scream shoot the puck this month
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Society has been on a steady decline ever since Cineplex got rid of Timeplay
francois cosy with some other guy please GOD does that mean he's free from this lunatic smear campaign
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How i feel after saying "I don't drink" anytime I get offered alcohol.
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In my mind that was why Rozanov was so pissed. He was trying to stan Mao Asada and here comes Hollander wanting to *talk* - like she’s about to do her triple axel
Replying to @rockerskating @gaymerbatman
i could never can hollanov lock in and watch the greatest redemption skate ever and THEN go back to their situationship fighting
As a lifelong @tumblr user (I joined when I was 14 and I am now 31), it was a pleasure to cover DashCon 2 for the @torontostar again this year. From a guillotine execution to a wedding, it was certainly a memorable weekend. Check out the story here: thestar.com/entertainment/te…
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