economics & econometrics grad 📚🧠 || tattoo artist 🖋️|| CFC💙|| OPFC🖤☠️ 0817544056 to book❤️

Johannesburg, South Africa
Joined January 2021
I’m crashing out because all I want is consistency. If we’re shit then can we please be consistently shit. Because this thing where we go bang 5 against an unbeaten side then lose to Spurs feels HORRIBLE. Just never know if we want to watch or not
i’m not even crashing out over this game in particular, it’s just the same cycle every single season , different managers same bs
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I was genuinely happier when we finished 12th. I had no expectations
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I never really think of how permanent tattoos are until I watch Chelsea play. I swear I’m gonna get this thing peeled off, man.
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buzzingaaa!🇿🇦 retweeted
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Sell my organs and pay for his transfer out of my club🙏🏼
fofana is missing this we know
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Get this donkey out of my club, man
Replying to @similooooo
“Wesley Fofana”🕊️
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I’d rather we lose now than on pens
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“Malo Gusto” in 2026🕊️
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“Wesley Fofana”🕊️
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More GA than Man City’s crimes is insane
Ballon d’Or if it was based on most goal contributions each season 07/08: 🇵🇹 Ronaldo (54) 08/09: 🇦🇷 Messi (60) 09/10: 🇦🇷 Messi (60) 10/11: 🇦🇷 Messi (86) 11/12: 🇦🇷 Messi 116) 12/13: 🇦🇷 Messi (87) 13/14: 🇵🇹 Ronaldo (77) 14/15: 🇦🇷 Messi (93) 15/16: 🇺🇾 Suarez (83) 16/17: 🇦🇷 Messi (75) 17/18: 🇦🇷 Messi (73) 18/19: 🇦🇷 Messi (74) 19/20: 🇵🇱 Lewandowski (65) 20/21: 🇵🇱 Lewandowski (57) 21/22: 🇫🇷 Kylian Mbappe (65) 22/23: 🇦🇷 Messi (63) 23/24: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Kane (56) 24/25: 🇧🇷 Raphinha (62) 25/26: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Kane (81) 26/27 So far: 🇪🇸 Yamal (25)
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And you’re telling me this award should be seen as official?😭
🚨 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟: More than 5,009 people voted MORE THAN ONCE for the B.O.A.T award which Cristiano Ronaldo won! ✨ • 44 people voted between 10 and 26 times. • 300 people voted between 5 and 9 times. • 4,665 people voted between 2 and 4 times. Each vote costs €1.
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He’s the BOAT. Leo is the GOAT. Everyone is happy. We can move on to the Joao Pedro vs Haaland debate now🙏🏼🐐
🚨 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋: 𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐀𝐍𝐎 𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐋𝐃𝐎 𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁.𝐎.𝐀.𝐓. 𝐀𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃 — 𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝟐𝟎𝟎𝟖 𝐁𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐍 𝐃'𝐎𝐑 𝐖𝐈𝐍 𝐇𝐀𝐒 𝐁𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐕𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐒𝐓 🌕🇵🇹 But here's what you need to know: the B.O.A.T. is a fan-voting initiative launched by the Ballon d'Or organization, 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗔𝗡 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟 𝗕𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗢𝗡 𝗗'𝗢𝗥 𝗧𝗥𝗢𝗣𝗛𝗬. Fans had to pay €1 to cast their vote 💰🗳️ The B.O.A.T. (Ballon d'Or Of All Time) was introduced to celebrate 70 years of the Ballon d'Or 🎂 Fans voted for the greatest Ballon d'Or-winning season in history. Only players who had won the award 𝗔𝗧 𝗟𝗘𝗔𝗦𝗧 𝗧𝗪𝗜𝗖𝗘 were eligible 🏆 And despite the comparisons, the B.O.A.T. is 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗥 𝗕𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗢𝗡 𝗗'𝗢𝗥. They are two completely separate initiatives ❌ 𝗗𝗢𝗘𝗦 𝗖𝗥𝟳 𝗗𝗘𝗦𝗘𝗥𝗩𝗘 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗕.𝗢.𝗔.𝗧. 𝗧𝗜𝗧𝗟𝗘? 👀
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Ben Yedder is a dead giveaway that bro doesn’t watch ball. This was his FIFA 19 career mode😭😭😭
prove me wrong then because names like ben yedder, immobile, andre silva, piatek aka gunmen, diego costa, lacazette, aubameyang, cavani, aguero, suarez, robert, werner, zlatan, higuain, quagliarella... were all better than him at the height of the striker market 🤷🏽‍♂️
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Threw Piatek in so we can say “wow, underrated shout”😭. Get the fuck out of here, man
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Ronaldo fans, man
Harry Kane 🎙️ : "Cristiano Ronaldo was my idol when I was growing up"
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Harry Kane referred to Brazilian Ronaldo Nazário (who presented the award), not Cristiano Ronaldo. Actual quote: "Ronaldo was one of my idols growing up." dpa-international.com/sports/urn:new… ghanaiantimes.com.gh/ronaldo-was-on… business-standard.com/sports/footbal…
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