Simius Raz (@simius_raz) header
Simius Raz (@simius_raz) profile picture

Simius Raz

@simius_raz

just a storytelling luver

 29, gray-aroace sapphic
Joined May 2021
  • Tweets26.5K
  • Following651
  • Followers1.8K
2KMedia
Photo by Simius Raz (@simius_raz)Photo by Simius Raz (@simius_raz)Photo by Simius Raz (@simius_raz)Photo by Simius Raz (@simius_raz)Photo by Simius Raz (@simius_raz)Photo by Simius Raz (@simius_raz)Photo by Simius Raz (@simius_raz)Photo by Simius Raz (@simius_raz)Photo by Simius Raz (@simius_raz)Photo by Simius Raz (@simius_raz)
Here's my doc that explores the hypothetical scenario for the latter theory (seduction manipulation scheme), because I think it's the most likely on due to a bunch of clues : docs.google.com/document/d/1…
Simius Raz (@simius_raz) profile pictureSimius Raz@simius_razNov 2
Either Alastor manipulates Lucifer using friendship but it backfires: Alastor falls for him, so he breaks his heart due to avoidant attachment. Or using seduction which escalates into a situationship, then Al breaks his heart despite falling for him. Due to avoidant attachment.
2
3
58
2,603
finally i can spread the radioapple agenda on wow forever
Image from Simius Raz (@simius_raz)
2
7
273
i absolutely did not know what last name i could give him
1
70
the fact that alastor hartfelt was taken is hilarious ngl
36
Simius Raz retweeted
syd 🦇🥀🎃 (@sydragosa) profile picture
syd 🦇🥀🎃
@sydragosa9h
GET READY AMERICA
Image from syd 🦇🥀🎃 (@sydragosa)
72
512
29
4,335
107,342
Simius Raz retweeted
syd 🦇🥀🎃 (@sydragosa) profile picture
syd 🦇🥀🎃
@sydragosa8h
GET READY AMERICA
Image from syd 🦇🥀🎃 (@sydragosa)
42
222
12
1,397
59,718
you're not subtle my brochacho 😭😭😭 #helluvaboss #stolassago
Image from sahara 💫 vassago’s lawyer (@__saharts)
Image from sahara 💫 vassago’s lawyer (@__saharts)
Image from sahara 💫 vassago’s lawyer (@__saharts)
19
290
2
1,924
12,276
something something Lucifer loving Lilith + eventually falling out of love + falling in love with someone else aren't mutually exclusive etc etc parallels
Image from Simius Raz (@simius_raz)
1
4
40
824
That's for the people who are using the "but Lucifer loves Lilith" argument to shut down any other possibility lol. In a way HB s3 proves even further that Radioapple really is gonna happen huh. 😭
1
1
3
337
Simius Raz retweeted
salty (@pentiousluvr) profile picture
salty@pentiousluvr10h
In a couple years there’s gonna be a YouTube video called “Top 10 craziest facts about Hazbin Hotel” and one of them is gonna be about how the only reason Alastor has a tail is because of the 2026 Midterms
Image from salty (@pentiousluvr)
9
441
5
4,685
26,688
Simius Raz retweeted
Sikel (@Sickaede) profile picture
Sikel@Sickaede15h
Soooo...it's canon now, right? #HazbinHotel #Alastor #Lucifer #RadioApple
Image from Sikel (@Sickaede)
6
251
6
1,877
7,858
Lord forbids my favorite characters are Alastor and Lucifer and I'm open to any kind of development (romantic, enemies, friendship), so I just speculate what is more likely to happen based on clues. Lol You're not gonna die if Alastor ends up with a love interest, believe me.
2
6
57
1,210
Even I am prepared to the possibility I actually might not like how Alastor or Luci end up being depicted or developed in canon.. who cares? It's only 2 seasons of set up, we don't know these characters yet. They havent been EXPLORED yet. Just move on if it's not for you anymore.
15
444
Alright I'm done. If you want to see whatever ships or headcanons of dynamics etc that are likely to be canon / endgame based on the patterns of her very unsubtle and obvious biases and teasing : imgur.com/a/vivzies-patterns…
Vivzie's patterns consistently teasing/encouraging specific ships, dynamics etc (aka Vivzie's...

Vivzie's patterns consistently teasing/encouraging specific ships, dynamics etc (aka Vivzie's...

Discover the magic of the internet at Imgur, a community powered entertainment destination. Lift your spirits with funny jokes, trending memes, entertaining gifs, inspiring stories, viral videos, and...

imgur.com
1
8
56
2,056
more replies
Again, PSA : These folders weren't made to hate on ships. I only use them to better understand specific directions in the next seasons according to Viv's preferences and biases etc. You are free to ship and like or dislike whatever you want. EVEN Vivzie acknowledges that.
1
2
448
But then again, canon is canon. Temper your expectations. See what happened with the fandom's outrage over Stolago and Stolitz in Hb s3. That's on you.
Image from Simius Raz (@simius_raz)
4
345
Okay, Vivzie might be a lot more biased toward Stolitz and Radioapple than even I realized? Holy shit lmao
Simius Raz (@simius_raz) profile pictureSimius Raz@simius_raz10h
Replying to @simius_raz
I'm gonna make one for the ships that have been teased and encouraged.
2
4
56
1,565
I keep all the likes and receipts that are interesting, no matter what ship or character it is, for speculation purposes... But there are a LOT of Radioapple posts. Much more than any other ship, including Stolitz. I'm shocked. lmao Very fun observation!
1
1
11
588
It really is HER two ships. 😅
1
9
339
PSA : This one folder is not to hate on ships. I only used it to better understand specific directions in the next seasons according to Viv's preferences and biases etc. You are free to ship and like or dislike whatever you want. EVEN Vivzie acknowledges that.
Simius Raz (@simius_raz) profile pictureSimius Raz@simius_raz11h
Replying to @uarmyjoost @Snakehoos
imgur.com/a/vivzie-dooming-s… Here it is for now. I annotated my personal observation under every picture
Vivzie's patterns consistently dooming and/or shutting down specific headcanons, ships etc

Vivzie's patterns consistently dooming and/or shutting down specific headcanons, ships etc

Discover the magic of the internet at Imgur, a community powered entertainment destination. Lift your spirits with funny jokes, trending memes, entertaining gifs, inspiring stories, viral videos, and...

imgur.com
1
3
19
892
I'm just a hazbin hotel fantheorist, don't come at me over ship wars. I'm just trying to better help fans understand what to expect and not being taken by surprise and crushed. After the backlash that happened following HB s3, I can only expect much worse for Hazbin s3 and beyond
1
1
1
9
550
I'm gonna make one for the ships that have been teased and encouraged.
1
4
1,804
Load more