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ALT Skeb/Pay what you want commissions for palestine how does it work? 1. donate to a verified gofundme listed on gazafunds.com or to the spotlighted campaigns below 2. dm me your: receipt with amount and date shown (must be timestamped after this post was made), and references and/or detailed descriptions 3. wait for your skeb / "surprise me" commission! Remember: the more you pay, the more effort you get! what is skeb?: no revision, no contact, pay-what-you-want, prompt-based commissions! completely based on how much you pay! in other words, "surprise me!"
ALT anthro of wile e coyote tied up in a leather muzzle lying down while a gijinka of roadrunner cutely lies on top of him and pokes his nose while sticking his tongue out. and oh no coyote can't do anything about it because he's so tied up and muzzled. what can we do about this
ALT mitya, somewhat bashful: dad, i don't know if this really matters to you, but... i'm gay dottore, busy: well that's hardly groundbreaking, is it? i was gay before you were even born
ALT roadrunner smiling at the viewer while coyote strikes a thinking pose behind him, with a thought bubble extending to form the background behind roadrunner's head
ALT coyote chasing roadrunner, close enough for their nose and beak to touch when roadrunner looks back at him. the saliva coming from coyote's grin and the puffs of dirt coming from roadrunner's tracks both form hearts. there's a bright heart pattern behind them, with the text "meep meep!" written there.
ALT boss form dottore striking a gay theatrical pose while pulling traveler close from behind. he's got one hand wrapped lightly around traveler's throat. traveler looks pissed off, raising his sword in what appears to be a prelude to an attack. dottore, with an angry smile, says, "my new best friend, objectivity, whom i nicknamed after my best quality, is the latest in a series of people who JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR THEM!" it's a reference to a tweet.
ALT boss form dottore striking a gay theatrical pose while pulling traveler close from behind. he's got one hand wrapped lightly around traveler's throat. traveler looks pissed off, raising his sword in what appears to be a prelude to an attack. dottore, with an angry smile, says, "my new best friend, objectivity, whom i nicknamed after my best quality, is the latest in a series of people who JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR THEM!" it's a reference to a tweet.
ALT Redraw of the It's always sunny meme. Columbina says: "Traveler, I have... feelings for you." Traveler uses sign language to say, "I also... have feelings for you."
ALT Zoom out to show traveler and columbina smiling at each other while the caption reads, "That feeling was displaced longing for family relationships, but neither had ever dealt with it in a healthy manner before."
ALT Redraw of the It's always sunny meme. Columbina says: "Traveler, I have... feelings for you." Traveler uses sign language to say, "I also... have feelings for you."
ALT Zoom out to show traveler and columbina smiling at each other while the caption reads, "That feeling was displaced longing for family relationships, but neither had ever dealt with it in a healthy manner before."
ALT a redraw of the promo art for the video game, "the murder of sonic the hedgehog." against a black background, a bright spotlight shines down on battler's supine body, very similar to the family guy death pose. the picture is titled: "the murder of ushiromiya battler. he's dead"
ALT beatrice, cackling in her witchy and delightful ways, looms over battler with the "broken ankle crystal cave" quote copy pasted behind her. battler is covering his ears and crying. the crystal cave quote reads: Run into a cave and break your ankle so that people have to come find you and they see you lying at the bottom of this beautiful cave and maybe there’s a waterfall and the light from the crystals makes you look really beautiful and they say “Are you okay?” and you say “I think so” and they say “oh my God have you been here alone this whole time with a broken ankle” and you say “it’s okay” and they say “you’re so brave” and you are brave and you look so beautiful surrounded by cave crystals and everyone stands over you and says “oh wow” and “you poor beautiful thing” and “I’m so sorry we let you run into the cave but I’m so glad we found you” ..." full text is from “How to Respond to Criticism” by Danny M. Lavery.
ALT drawing of a brightly smiling battler under a text post by tumblr user tenorgender that reads, "bitches hate me for my earnest whimsy and pathological degree of avoidant behavior." in the background, ange is grimacing and shedding tears, and beatrice is also making her smiling while holding back tears sprite face. famously from episode 4
ALT lloyd giving javier a sweet little kiss on the cheek
ALT panel 1: javier, surprised and slightly blushing, says "...master lloyd? you-" panel 2: cut to lloyd smiling evilly and cackling. "happy birthdaaay, my dear knight! are you ready for what i have in store for you today?" panel 3: cut back to javier questioning his life. last panel: chibi javier scrunching his face thinking "hes going to make me do construction work isn't he..." next to him chibi lloyd is still cackling evilly to himself and imagining stick figures of himself and javier having sex. stick figure lloyd is bottoming and also making an evil smile. note: they are already dating
