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Joined October 2015
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You should never take cheating personal . It was never about you.
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i’ve always maintained that i don’t particularly like advising my friends bc, more often than not, people don’t take the advice anyway. so i’ve learnt to meet people where they are. if you really want to call him, okay, call him, but if he doesn’t answer, don’t call him again.
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Yoh abafana
Replying to @thechiefsensei
4. What also feels incredibly hypocritical is that when we started talking, you knew I was already seeing someone and that there was a situation there. Yet now that the situation is happening from the other side, I’m being painted as this uniquely terrible person.
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Hey guys, can we please get foncity updates. Are you at breakfast? How was all white, are you getting ready? It’s complete silence on my instagram.
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yho ha.a sana (in general)
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Akadlali lo tata sana I respect the vision
The Mseleku’s mean business……oh what an ad 😍😍😍
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I miss my boyfriend so much 😔
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Worst pain I’ve ever been in mind you this happened to me in 2nd year during exams
Les femmes on souffre trop je viens d’apprendre que j’ai un kyste de 8cm dans mes ovaires et il a des dents et des cheveux je vais gerber
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What a walk
Naomi Campbell 2003 would like to chat boo.
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i wish some of the performers understood that this isn’t their show and they need to let the models walk
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And when they call Mdu lovers to the front I must be called first
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“Listen to your body.” My body: Delete Microsoft Teams. Delete Outlook. Lie down for 8–10 hours. Touch grass. Roll around in the grass. Eat some grass. You’re a cow now
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Genuinely can’t wait resign at my current employer lmao.
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A sheer ribbed top that deepens into a solid black band at the bust
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I don't get why people are crashing out. Other African countries also deserve these big sporting events.
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Idk why people are constantly trying to get a reaction out of me
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Insert that skroef video
📻 | Lewis Hamilton: “What’s the goal here??? What’s the plan?? I have no idea what the hell we are doing!” 📻 | Santi: “We are on Plan B.” 📻 | Lewis Hamilton: “I KNOW we are on Plan B. What are other people doing mate?!?” 📻 | Santi: “Everyone else is one stop.”
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I give up with Ferrari what a horrible team
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These are the exes you’ll wanna go back to? 😭😭😭
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okay but skroef is actually playing bangers in these memes 😭💎
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