Simon Coogi

Carrick Knows Ball. Wantam siku zote ☝🏼

The riots against elections causing destruction & loss of life ; violence targeting IEBC in nyanza are tools of a tyrant, despot & dictator.

Granny caught her Gen Z granddaughter engaging in horizontal engineering with her boyfriend in their palatial home. Shosh became furious and ordered her to leave the house. However, the agitated girl grabbed a knife and killed her grandmother. When the girl's mother arrived, she found Granny lying on the floor, bleeding and still breathing but struggling to survive. Instead of rushing her to the hospital, the daughter allegedly chose to watch her die, reportedly because Granny had refused to share the inheritance among her children. After Granny was confirmed dead, the mother allegedly decided to cover up the incident by calling the police and claiming that unknown assailants had attacked her mother. Unfortunately for them, the neighbours' CCTV cameras captured part of what had transpired that evening. In a rather bizarre turn of events, the daughter who's a veteran actress, took to Facebook to mourn her mother shortly after confirming her death. I Say Unto you, FEAR THAT OTHER GENDER.

Monday. Still Ugly as ever, however, one day this chef jacket will have a Head Chef title.

Kenyatta Avenue Viaduct

Rigathi Gachagua being abandoned by UDA

Full-time.

I need 2 more people on my team. Especially someone who knows Rivers 😭

Bruno Fernandes will drag us into a relegation battle, then save us from it, and everyone will start shouting “Magnifico!!!!!!!”

It’s actually the other way round Mr. President. There is a reason the right to life and the fundamental freedoms come first in the Bill of Rights. More than anything else we want to live in a free and democratic country because in the dark of the grave where you put Rex Maasai and Albert Ojwang, you can’t see shiny things.

Forex trader Kenyan Prince narrowly escapes a head-on collision with an oncoming trailer while dangerously overtaking at high speed in his Lamborghini Urus.

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Abel Mutua to fuel using the normal fuel price. EPRA says

Jambo @simoncoogi 😂 cheki TuPa