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Got me a profile!
Thanks @ScriptPipeline 🍻
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Hey everyone, haven't been here a while but am still alive. Just not using X anymore. If anyone wants to find me, hit me up on Instagram or Bluesky.
Big love ❤️
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I've now got a website!
I'm trying to build up a following of subscribers, I blog fairly regularly about films and stuff, post short stories, and have a monthly newsletter!
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Is controlling the game a thing of the now very distant past? Because every manager post SAF has been content to defend a lead rather than go for the jugular... and it never ends well. #MUFC
Anyone ever stand in the kitchen and feel really hot and wonder if they're coming down with a virus of some kind and then realise they're actually just stood beside the hob that's on and their onions are burning?
The (long awaited) trailer for The Cuckoo Clock - written & directed by me, produced by @erichcannon and @kimhornsby
Showing soon! 💜
THE CUCKOO CLOCK OFFICIAL FULL-LENGTH THEATRICAL TRAILER youtu.be/73RaqPCBcLc?is=vUa7… via @YouTube
Hell.
Yes.
Compassionate Disaster Films is thrilled to finally release the ALL-NEW THEATRICAL TRAILER PREMIERE OF THE CUCKOO CLOCK from writer / director @JLisaJay !!!
Produced by myself and @kimhornsby we're so excited to bring this to the big screen this October.
PLEASE SHARE!
39 today. Elle and the girls made me a cake.
Offscreen - Dorothy directing my attention to the cake. Or the sunflowers, who knows?
In my entire time playing video games, I've had no greater disappointment than the last 1/3 of Dark Souls. Going from, for e.g., Darkroot Gardens to Lost Izalith is the biggest drop in quality I've ever seen in a game.
Astounding to embarrassing
#darksouls
My 6 year old is trying to perfect handsprings. Anyone have any advice aside from keep trying and make sure you have something padded to fall on?! 😂
No advancement for me, but congratulations on all the talented writers moving on
@montyrockhead @obryantcj @merewalton and I'm sure many more I missed on first pass! 🍻
The list of 2026 PAGE Award Semi-Finalists is now online!
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Gervais just seems to be angry about how 'the Woke' like decent humour in their comedy shows
'Alley Cats is the televisual equivalent of a black hole of bad ideas that sucks happiness out of a room, leaving only the howling void of boredom and misery in the space that enjoyment once occupied': trib.al/nR0OZ8R
🚨 Senne Lammens on why he reported back to Carrington early:
“The club told me to switch off a bit after the World Cup. I lasted about 4 days., I rang the manager and asked if I could come back early. He laughed and said, ‘Senne… I know you’re hurting after the World Cup, but football will still be here. Go and clear your head.’
I tried. Three dayss later I called him again. He just sighed. ‘Senne… that’s not how holidays work. You’re either desperate to train… or desperate to annoy me.’ I said, ‘Hopefully both.’
He started laughing.
‘Fine… come in on Friday before you call me again tomorrow.’ That’s how my holiday ended before the expected date.”
Because he was literally just one formation and vibes.
Man cleared house well, but was otherwise just not up to the task.




















