Who needs grindr/jdate when you have Christmas Day screenings of into the woods #gayjews #jewgays #xmastimeforthejews
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Reindeer Names in Ascending Order of Gayness:
9. Donner
8. Comet
7. Blitzen
6. Dasher
5. Rudolph
4. Cupid
3. Vixen
2. Dancer
1. Prancer
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played Wii tennis & it
Occurred 2me how bad it is 4 little kids 2B Told
“YOU LOST”
Could say
“Better Luck Next Time, Keep up good
Work“wtf💔
Blasting rap while sweeping the apartment is slightly emasculating #wouldnotrecommend
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We call them “Seal Team 6” because they kick major ass- but they are also killer young artists. #ticktickboom
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I'm very congenial!! Vote for me! ;) fb.me/3UN1dUaIy
there's a gaggle of larpers outside my window and i've been watching them for like a half hour. i'm feeling so many things rn.
I wish chalant were a word. Bc it's true. some people are nonchalant. but like other people are so chalant.
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Keep it foxy... Womp womp... @Joslyn_Fox #RuZiCue
"The horde descends upon the pizza" @uhhh_maris #420 #letmeliehere









