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Joined August 2011
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here is a video of the boston red sox singing “dancing on my own”
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That primal feeling when you kill a mosquito that just bit you and see your own blood splatter.
I’m not even exaggerating when I say that Lil Nas X is doing the lord’s work.
"I’ve always got s**t on my radar. I’ve got tons of s**t." @RuPaul #DragCon #DragRace #GayForPlay #Rusic #SkinWars
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Who needs grindr/jdate when you have Christmas Day screenings of into the woods #gayjews #jewgays #xmastimeforthejews
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Simon Pincus retweeted
Reindeer Names in Ascending Order of Gayness: 9. Donner 8. Comet 7. Blitzen 6. Dasher 5. Rudolph 4. Cupid 3. Vixen 2. Dancer 1. Prancer
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Simon Pincus retweeted
played Wii tennis & it Occurred 2me how bad it is 4 little kids 2B Told “YOU LOST” Could say “Better Luck Next Time, Keep up good Work“wtf💔
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Blasting rap while sweeping the apartment is slightly emasculating #wouldnotrecommend
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We call them “Seal Team 6” because they kick major ass- but they are also killer young artists. #ticktickboom
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I'm getting emotional about how good sushi is at the end of a long day
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literally whats going on with the world cup? srsly someone fill me in
I slut shame my dog on a regular basis
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I'd have sex with myself why not <3
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Simon Pincus retweeted
I'm very congenial!! Vote for me! ;) fb.me/3UN1dUaIy
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there's a gaggle of larpers outside my window and i've been watching them for like a half hour. i'm feeling so many things rn.
I wish chalant were a word. Bc it's true. some people are nonchalant. but like other people are so chalant.
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Keep it foxy... Womp womp... @Joslyn_Fox #RuZiCue
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"The horde descends upon the pizza" @uhhh_maris #420 #letmeliehere
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