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Simon Pyne

@simonpyne

Energy management solutions and overall green guy

 Bristol, UK
Joined April 2010
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A typical European car is parked 92% of the time. It spends 1/5th of its driving time looking for parking. Its 5 seats only move 1.5 people. 86% of its fuel never reaches the wheels, & most of the energy that does, moves the car, not people. Sound efficient? HT @circulareconomy
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retweet if you think the government should just stop oil
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In the news today: the police are to be given new powers to stop protests before they even start, but couldn't stop a serial rapist nicknamed "The Bastard" until they'd been working with him for 20 years.
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I recently had a thermal imaging survey done of my house, to help us prioritise our budget on the best things to do to help keep our home warm. Here’s some of what we found: 🧵
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If hunger is real, how come I'm not hungry right now?
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Last line's a cracker!
The Exploding Heads (@Exploding_Heads) profile pictureThe Exploding Heads@Exploding_Heads13 Dec 2022
📞"Bloody nurses! To think we risked our lives clapping for them in all weathers while there was a deadly virus around!" 📞"They're enemies of the people. Just like all the other enemies that are starting to outnumber the people😡" Colin from Portsmouth vs the nurses' strike.
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James Murray@James_BG8 Dec 2022
The thing that interests me most about the Harry and Megan documentary is THE GOVERNMENT JUST APPROVED A NEW COAL MINE OFF THE BACK OF THE HOTTEST SUMMER EVER AND WHILE TELLING THE REST OF THE WORLD TO PHASE DOWN THE USE OF COAL AND IT CAN'T EVEN SEE WHY THAT'S A PROBLEM.
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Here’s how I did it. (Don’t try this at home, corrosive liquids and flammable gas)
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How much hydrogen will we use for heating? BP: Hardly any IEA: Yeah basically none 32 independent studies: Not a lot UK govt: Ask me again in 2026…?
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RS Archer@archer_rs2 Nov 2022
Have had two text messages this morning telling me I wanted by the police for tax offences with a number to call to speak to, "a special tax inspector" Calling now
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Rich people flying private jets to UN talks sponsored by Coca Cola that give the fossil fuel industry a huge seat at the table while criminalizing climate activists is NOT the way to stop irreversible catastrophic fossil-fueled global heating. #COP27
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🟢 Lettuce GAIN from Con
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Our lettuce wins as Liz Truss resigns! dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-…
Daily Star lettuce celebrates victory as Prime Minister Liz Truss resigns

Daily Star lettuce celebrates victory as Prime Minister Liz Truss resigns

Prime Minister Liz Truss failed to outlast the Daily Star's very own 60p lettuce - but as Liz becomes the shortest-serving PM in British history, which cabbage can we expect in Downing Street next?

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Anyone who read a bit of Descartes at college & then tried to explain it to their mates while extremely stoned will cringe at this. Also, what a weapon.
Tim Gill (@timgill924) profile pictureTim Gill@timgill92418 Oct 2022
Jordan Peterson derails every question into utter nonsense because he has nothing of substance to say. teapaw.org/asv141/status/15823623…
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listen to her explain the Van Gogh soup protest. she’s got a point, no?
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