@simonsfunkel

"the lovers, the dreamers, and me" 🌞🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

 20 | she/her | 🇵🇸🇺🇦
Joined May 2026
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"I asked chatgpt!" well I asked Kermit and he said you should look for the rainbow connection
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they're sending the minimum wage workers to work (me) in this storm
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at what point did paul simon accept baldness and ditch the toupee
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i also really like trail of volcanoes. but this is mostly because i like volcanoes.
sonny★@simonsfunkel1h
my professional opinion is the best on seven psalms i don't even care
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Who am I to blow against the wind
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paul simon the type of guy to type on his phone with one index finger one slow letter at a time
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Longest game of hide and seek 😭😭
Daily Loud
@DailyLoudOct 23
Stevie Wonder sues his ex to evict her from his Los Angeles home after she allegedly lived there rent-free for nearly 40 years
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my professional opinion is the best on seven psalms i don't even care
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amazing how it took boomers decades to get a grasp on shit like 'sending a text' and 'using microsoft word', but they picked up on AI almost immediately
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people who left the quiet celebration tour early because of seven psalms pissed me off so bad like you booked tickets for a tour advertising seven psalms sang by an EIGHTY FOUR year old man...and you were confused when an 84 year old man played seven psalms...?
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me when my ex-dog lives with my ex-wife in my ex-apartment
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watching two oomfs argue on the tl
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im so sick and tired of temu ads man
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scottish oomfs unite
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Replying to @simonsfunkel
when numbers get serious is that good though
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sonny★ retweeted
Laila :3@demolitionfield22h
Replying to @simonsfunkel
He’s such a quirkchungus
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Faye 🫧@bluefayeway15h
too scottishpilled i giggled
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my ex still follows me on instagram so occasionally ill like things along the lines of "when your ex lowkey got a receding hairline" "when your ex lowkey bald" even though he has a full head of hair just to keep him humble and worried
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cameron 🔥@camruinedOct 23
Gary Barlow’s massive son is back #CelebrityTraitors
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the concept of following andy burnham on instagram
Mollipod ✨ twitch streamer 💜@mollipodOct 23
I think my Instagram messed up… unless Andy Burnham really is posting this
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what kind of 80s music are you people listening to
/d/@ldgafllysfmOct 24
Once you experience 60s and 70s music you’ll never stop wanting to beat the 80s to death with your bare hands
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