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Joined February 2026
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I find it so hard to take personality tests because half the time i just feel like i dont know myself good enough to answer accurately since i act so different with everyone i know
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if you respond to ANYTHING with “ad hominem” i will lose respect for you
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Me when I take a good picture
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she always reminded me of the bitchy trampoline with the whole no nose thing
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yk there’s probably an epic of gilgamesh fandom somewhere out there
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call me a clown idgaf this is genuinely so beautiful, the way we see and recognize ourselves in everyday objects
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alex legorreta retweeted
The reason why you are addicted to twitter is because you don’t have anyone to talk to
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i genuinely believe Dua Lipa is living one of the most fulfilled lives in human history
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alex legorreta retweeted
not a fan of the emotion where you genuinely don't give a fuck but you're still physically sick with anxiety
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alex legorreta retweeted
How it feels tweeting with 0 followers.
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we dont talk enough about how absolutely bullshit friday the 13th twist is, like wdym the killer is some rando we’ve literally never met or heard about
White people when its friday the 13th
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taylor swift being anti ai is this the start of her redemption arc after all the bullshit
Taylor Swift names ‘LUX’ by Rosalía and ‘The Art of Loving’ by Olivia Dean as two of her favorite albums from the past year — when asked about how technology could never replace the creative process of making music: “If I look back to the past year in music, there are two perfect albums that I love and return to over and over again: Olivia Dean [The Art of Loving] and Rosalía [LUX]. Olivia’s album feels like a warm hug. I listen to it constantly, in almost every situation. Rosalía has created an ambitious, conceptual and expansive album that could have only been born from her own life experience. These two records are amazing because they are human; that is why we as human beings connect to them. It seems to me that when humans create something so extraordinary, that should, in the first place, uplift the rest of us and inspire us, as well as make us feel that we indeed keep winning. We humans keep winning in this fight [against technology].”
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we dont talk enough about how seriously fucked up fnaf’s premise is, like this is straight up a story about someone who murdered little kids, i feel like we haven’t felt anything close to that since fnaf 2 with the minigames and maybeee the pizza party ending in help wanted
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me when i was 13
They don’t. People like them the same way they “like” black coffee, dark chocolate and whiskey: they’re too weak willed to say the emperor’s naked and succumb to the social terrorists who threaten them with ostracism and humiliation for fun
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me are ugly and rough and women are beautiful and divine and delicate yes im a feminist why do you ask
i hate when people paint dicks as art, dicks are just disgusting to look at no matter how abstract or pretty you make it like
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actually our water is genetically engineered to give americans a slow painful death so dont come here
Mexico City advocates be like “it’s a top metropolis, the anthropology museum is world class. There’s devil in the drinking water, at some point you WILL get the most severe diarrhea of your life, resign yourself to fate. But then stroll through one of our many parks!”
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alex legorreta retweeted
como me siento cuando me vibra el teléfono, reviso y no es nadie
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gente defendiendo emilia perez en 2026 tragame tierra
Has enough time passed that I can say she ate this or will I still get killed
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alex legorreta retweeted
como me siento después de no usar mi celular por 5 minutos (estaba cargando)
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alex legorreta retweeted
I’m overdue for a brain dead stare into a fire pit
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