Siobhan. This is a parody account.
New York, NY
Joined August 2008
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My dark roast brings all the boys to maillard, and they're like "it's better than yours"
C’est Si Bon retweeted
SARS-CoV-2 is now acknowledged as an endotheliotrophic virus, akin to cytomegalovirus and certain herpes viruses [62,63,64]. These viruses establish latent infections with periodic reactivation, leading to long-term endothelial dysfunction.
link.springer.com/article/10…
I only want to see bad takes now - can we blame the Barbie movie? For making men feel like they’re not Kenough
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I know the ending of Hocus Pocus is supposed to be happy, but I still cry when Binx the cat dies and turns into the hot boy ghost instead 😂
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C’est Si Bon retweeted
✨DICE GIVEAWAY✨
To celebrate 2 years, we wanted to give away a Classic Porcelain D20!
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This will be open for international followers with shipping paid by us. We will randomly pick and announce the winner on Friday, July 5th!
C’est Si Bon retweeted
So I’m supposed to believe project 2025 will begin with the next Republican president but Chevron was just struck down today and none of our leaders are going to do shit about it?
Ok.
C’est Si Bon retweeted
At the risk of stating the obvious, one of the reasons lots of people are still getting Covid is that they’ll spread it by going back to work positive because of financial pressures. Or they don’t test in the first place. I’m speaking as someone still Covid positive on day 12.
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Atlanta doesn't have clean water but has a $100 million cop city project. NYC libraries are closed Sundays, but our mayor wants a $225 million cop city. The U.S. doesn't have universal healthcare but we spend a trillion on war. Under capitalism violence comes before human needs.
C’est Si Bon retweeted
When you hear anyone in the news say "during the pandemic" or "post-pandemic", this is what they are talking about:
C’est Si Bon retweeted
In the U.S. the "low" in June 2021 was 12,626 daily cases.
Today, our "low" is 173,758 daily cases.
That's 13.7 times higher than our 2021 lows.
With each wave our "lows" keep rising.
We've never returned to anything close to the lows in 2020/2021. It only goes up and up.
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"So this bill will protect the Ku Klux Klan to wear masks in public, but someone who's immunocompromised like myself cannot wear a mask?"
— North Carolina Senator Sydney Batch, who is a cancer survivor
Unbelievable.
ALT It has been a crime since the 1950s to wear a mask in public in North Carolina. But there are exemptions, including for Halloween or specific types of work that require face coverings. The exemption also allows for members of a secret society or organization to wear masks or hoods in a parade or demonstration if they obtain a permit. "So this bill will protect the Ku Klux Klan to wear masks in public, but someone who's immunocompromised like myself cannot wear a mask?" said Sen. Sydney Batch, D-Wake, who was diagnosed with breast cancer in 2018.
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I have eaten
the brain
that was in
RFK Jr
and which
he was probably
saving
to run for President
forgive me
it was delicious
and I am just
a worm
C’est Si Bon retweeted
I feel like it would be more normal for colleges to have nothing to do with arms manufacturers.
This seems fine. Let’s test traveling cows for Bird Flu, but traveling humans can bring Covid anywhere they want cause “you do you” rules
C’est Si Bon retweeted
Even if you hate TikTok you SHOULD CARE about our government banning it. And here’s why:
Our government is doing this as a punishment to the American people because of our advocacy. This has NOTHING to do with security as TikTok’s algorithm is no different than Meta/X (Twitter) 🧵/2