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Okay, but imagine Blitzø accompanying Stolas to Octavia's party and sneaking in disguised as a waiter, supposedly to protect him and keep an eye on him. 👀 But then he sees Stolas and Vassago dancing, laughing, and having the time of their lives together. Meanwhile, Blitzø is standing at the bar, arms crossed, drink in hand, looking absolutely miserable and pissed off. 😭💔 And guess who notices him? STELLA. 💀 At first, she wants to confront the imp who slept with her husband, but then she notices his expression and realizes he's staring at Stolas and Vassago. Maybe she's a little tipsy, so instead of getting angry, she approaches him, offers him another drink, and starts asking how things are going with her ex-husband. Blitzø awkwardly apologizes for sleeping with Stolas, but Stella tells him not to bother apologizing for someone like him. And when Blitzø actually AGREES, she gets curious. 😂 Eventually, Blitzø admits that Stolas has practically turned his house into a hotel, with random guys coming and going. Imagine Stella's reaction when she realizes Blitzø is now experiencing some of the same feelings of betrayal she once felt. 😭 They start drinking together, comparing experiences, and maybe even become unlikely friends! And imagine them deciding to mess with Stolas by pretending THEY slept together, even though absolutely nothing happened. 💀😂 I WOULD PAY TO SEE STOLAS'S REACTION. LMAOOO. Also, little side theory: what if Stella is on the asexual spectrum, like Octavia? She doesn't seem particularly interested in physical intimacy, unlike Stolas. Of course, that doesn't prove anything, and asexuality isn't necessarily inherited, but it would be an interesting detail if they shared that trait. 👀 #HelluvaBoss #HelluvaBossSeason3 #HelluvaBossBlitzo #HelluvaBossStella #HelluvaBossStolas #HelluvaBossVassago #HelluvaBlitzo #HelluvaStella #Blitzo #Stella #Stolas #Vassago #Octavia