Hearing the kids leaving school having to absolutely leg it home cause the heavens have opened is hilarious.
I was telling Dyls mam that I wanted to be one of those wine mums, so she got me a bottle of jammy red roo cause I said I wasn't sure if I'd like it. I didn't, and she surprised me with a fruity ros茅 a few days later.
Roll on Sunday for @SensesFail with my lovely @hottubzzz . Can't wait to see @tcmsteve , its been too long!!!
Should have your licence revoked if you don't know how to drive the speed limit on a clear dry day, jfc.
Gandalf being nearly face down on the couch is a vibe. (The couch is furry cause Geralt sleeps there most of the time)
I need a new job.
I'm so tired of not having a proper shift pattern and being exhausted every damn day
Can the housing market please just crash already so I can own my own home, cause well over 拢100k for a 2 bed on Posh Bransholme, South Beverely, ain't it.
Asda used to be cheaper than getting things from Pets at Home, but seeing that Asda are charging 拢17 for 20l of litter and Pets at Home are only charging 拢13... nearly threw up tbh
I've mainly seen Starlings and Pigeons in the back garden but this morning there's 2 Blackbirds and a Robin!
Adjusting to a new prescription fucking sucks. My eyes hurt and I've got an atrocious headache that's making me feel sea sick.
Both of my cats are stinky poo boys, but the thought of bathing them both tomorrow is giving me anxiety 馃槀

