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Joined July 2009
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you’re so fucking classy monkey man
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Inside me there are two wolves. One is cheering and happy crying as an American and the other is booing and stress crying as a Californian
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America right now
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there’s a new woke that’s supposed to be nuts
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me monitoring the swing states from California
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MY BRIDGE GOLDEN MY OTHER BRIDGE BAY MY OTHER OTHER BRIDGE RICHMOND MY OTHER OTHER OTHER BRIDGE SAN MATEO MY OTHER OTHER OTHER OTHER BRIDGE DUMBARTON MY OTHER OTHER OTHER OTHER OTHER BRIDGE CARQUINEZ MY OTHER OTHER OTHER OTHER OTHER OTHER BRIDGE BENICIA-MARTINEZ VALKS IN SEVEN
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Not in my house.
Noah Wyle has been named People’s Sexiest Man Alive of 2026.
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should i (26F) freak out
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“They don’t know I can see everything”
i only threw this nathan 4 u
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All adventurous women do.
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hannah horvath in mamdani’s new york..
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Me after any long car journey with my mum in 2004
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this being a real picture
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Richard E Grant #CelebrityTraitors
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seeing a Dalmatian irl is like wow okay, This is really happening to me right now
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absolutely LOVE your “quick & easy dinner idea: maple chicken, sweet potato, & sprouts sheet-pan meal” but might i introduce you to my even quicker & easier dinner idea: “buttered toast”
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it is better than saying nothing. it is always better than saying nothing and everything is going to be okay
should i be bold and risk embarrassing the fuck out of myself just because it’s better than saying nothing.. please let me know
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exactly
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