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β OF BITES AND CLOUDS
β½οΈ omegaverse college AU
β½οΈ onesided enemies to lovers
β½οΈ prude x fuckboy
β½οΈ omega Dazai / alpha Chuuya
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Iβm alone at home and someone is using the bathroom???
Just walked all around the apartment with a pair of scissors for a weapon because I heard a sound like the balcony door opening and closing but Iβm supposed to be alone at home rn and my cat meowed super loudly and and one of the closets isnβt entirely closedπ
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Me because today is the day iβm getting new work assignments and i know they will be annoying as hell
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Squeezed my ass so hard while stretching in bed that now i have one of those hell-spawned calve cramps but IN MY RIGHT BUTTOCK AND ITβS GETTING WORSE AS I TYPE
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Just walked all around the apartment with a pair of scissors for a weapon because I heard a sound like the balcony door opening and closing but Iβm supposed to be alone at home rn and my cat meowed super loudly and and one of the closets isnβt entirely closedπ
Ever since COD MW4 came out Mads Mikkelsen has been appearing EVERYWHERE i look, literally watching James Bond (2006) rn which i havenβt watched in ages and BOOM Mads Mikkelsen is there
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