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Halifax, Canada
Joined October 2008
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I have amazing hair. It's currently long, and thick, and luscious. If Elon wants to pay me a million bucks I'm totally willing to sell it to him for a hair transplant, cause damn dude needs another one. I'm totally comfortable being bald. For a million bucks.
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I rolled the dice on Starfield over Baldur's Gate 3 and man, was that a bad bet. Starfield is *fine*, but goddamn is it bland.
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Man. I never realized just how dogshit Twitter was without tweetdeck. I went from basically 100% uptime to maybe a minute a day.
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If I had Elon dollars I would do some crazy shit too. But instead of buying Twitter like a fuckin idiot I'd pay every Nova Scotian a million dollars to move out of the province at the same time, just to fuck with things
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Man, remember when a fucking monkey stole Covid blood samples back in 2020, and everything was so insane that didn't get like, any play? Like that shit just got moved past.
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There's something incredibly funny about emails showing up as X(formerly Twitter). So many reasons that it's dumb, I can't even pick which is the funniest.
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I watched one single dark souls lore video and now I'm being recommended Jordan "Wants Extra Dicks Surgically Attached" Peterson clip channels.
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Well, I would have signed up for Threads, but it's phone only. Same issue I had with Hive or whatever. No website, no usey
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I always forget how packed with holidays the start of July is. Canada Day, 4th of July, Kevin Smith's Tweet Anneversary.. there's a lot of reasons to party
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