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Last night I saw a girl walking into Hard Launch tour AS A CHEETAH, not just cheetah print but ears and all.
I jokingly said “Are you here to fight Dan?” And laughed
She just looked around confused and I said “Did you not get the reference?”
Then I embarrassingly explained 🤣
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students were asking me what i was humming when i was walking around checking their math mystery work … so now they’re all walking around like, “Lizaaaaards, you’re my favorite scaly reptiiiiiile”
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MY INSTAGRAM IS GLITCHING AND LITERALLY EVERY TIME I OPEN THE APP I HEAR DAN YELLING “PENIS” ??? HELP ????



































