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✨ the champagne of people ✨ she/her

Jersey City, NJ
Joined April 2009
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MY COOK IS OUT MY BO IS JANGLES MY WRIGHT BROTHERS FLEW MY NC IS BLUE
THATS ALRIGHT ME AND THE CREW GON CHANGE NC BLUE GO VOTE! MY COOK IS OUT MY BO IS JANGLES MY CHEER IS WINE ROY COOPER AT NINE
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Ah yes, the ol’ NC EGOT. The LAGU, if you will. Go off, Roy Cooper
If Roy Cooper wins the U.S. Senate race, he’ll hit for “the cycle” in North Carolina politics by serving as a: Legislator Attorney General Governor U.S. Senator. Gov. Josh Stein will have a shot, and AG Jeff Jackson is halfway there. Who runs against Sen. Ted Budd in 2028?
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It’s Midterms Eve, what are we leaving out for Steve Kornacki tonight?
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Björk should do the halftime show. She’d fill the field with mushrooms and synthesizers and bassoons and somehow also win the game.
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Ready to “hey baby, what’s wrong?” everyone at the 30 Rock reunion tomorrow
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What the fuck is a boo basket
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What is Mamdani’s plan to eradicate the threat of having to see a show at terminal 5
it’s crazy that terminal 5 is a venue that is legal and that we willingly host concerts in
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You know what, there’s enough going on in this world right now, I think we should just let Green Day sleep this year
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The best TV show of the 21st century is 30 Rock. Prestige is fake. Tina Fey should be carved into a mountain. We can debate her flaws the way we debate Abraham Lincoln's suspension of habeas corpus.
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Carly Rae Jepsen do u want to play a basement dance party in Jersey City tomorrow night instead
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Last night I planted an olive tree at Gracie Mansion with Palestinian families from Gaza.  May peace be our future.
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pavement fans against shaky knees #pavementfansagainstshakyknees
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Life update: still haven’t seen Pavement
Thank you for your patience. We are working to prepare the grounds to welcome you back into Piedmont Park. Doors will reopen at 9:20pm. Due to the weather delay, Twenty One Pilots will be the only remaining performance this evening and the show will end at 11pm.
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Fuckin Soggy Knees
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Please, you don’t understand, that’s my emotional support 28oz glass bottle of Saratoga springs sparkling water
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Cheesesteak from Danny & Coop’s, NYC #sandwichtwitter
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So grateful to have finally stumbled upon #sandwichtwitter
fuck a lover have yall ever missed a sandwich so much that it haunts you
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GET ME SOME PARTY HATS. THE POINTY KIND.
A 30 Rock 20th Anniversary Celebration is coming to Radio City Music Hall on October 11! Join Tina Fey, Alec Baldwin, Tracy Morgan, Jane Krakowski, Jack McBrayer, and more for this one-night only, never-to-be televised event benefitting The Boys and Girl Club of Harlem. Ticket presales begin Wednesday August 26 and general onsale begins Thursday August 27 at RadioCityMusicHall.com.
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He’s a jimnist
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trying to judge Reality Awaits critically but I’m too enthralled by the spectacle of music, am extremely easy to please and have endless love in my heart
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