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Cardboard Chris 🇺🇦 🦆🧊

@skywise478

I'm actually two 10 year old kids in a trench coat sneaking into a PG-13 movie.

Joined September 2021
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He went from Tony Stark, to Lex Luthor, to Adolf Hitler in less than 10 years
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NBACentel (@TheNBACentel) profile pictureNBACentel
@TheNBACentelNov 7
Zaire Williams thought Austin Reaves was Luka Doncic: “50 BALL!!” Austin Reaves: “I’m the wrong white person.” 😭😭😭
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@TheNBACentelNov 7
Zaire Williams thought Austin Reaves was Luka Doncic: “50 BALL!!” Austin Reaves: “I’m the wrong white person.” 😭😭😭
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@SirPatStewOct 29
In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund    alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources     alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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Totally happy to see you come back to the Jazz. I'm happy as hell that you found a new passion outside of basketball. ❤️ youtu.be/u3nNuDGedfQ?is=wNTS… @masfresco
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@CobratateOct 7
Every time our prison meal arrives Tristan takes it and asks through the door “Is this organic?” The prison guards usually reply with: What? Tristan: Is this food organic? Guard: What? Just take it. Tristan: Is this locally sourced? Guard: *slams food tray shut* Tristan then eats the food and complains to me the entire time that it's not organic and not locally sourced. He's been doing this every single meal for weeks.
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Daniel Woodruff (@danielmwoodruff) profile pictureDaniel Woodruff@danielmwoodruffSep 28
BREAKING: Utah state Rep. Trevor Lee has been charged with mortgage and communications fraud ksl.com/article/51629695/rep… #utpol @KSLcom @KSL5TV
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Christian Lukens@ChristianLukensSep 24
This has forever summed up my feelings on Big Bang Theory
PrinceMarcus (@PrinceMarcus_27) profile picturePrinceMarcus
@PrinceMarcus_27Sep 23
I can’t stand The Big Bang Theory show like not once I have ever smiled or laughed at it
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I may or may not have made it to the toilet on time. Trying to put on your medical boot and your colon are on two different timelines
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Can you please sign back with the @utahjazz? You're amazing @kevinlove
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@KyleTibbittsSep 15
“These edibles ain’t shit…” 45 minutes later:
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Best thing to do against Patriot Front is to pepper spray them. No crime if there is no victim, and they sure as hell don't want people to know who they are. DEFINITELY not sound legal advice, just a funny thought that probably wouldn't work the way I think it would.
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You look great today 🤌 @chayneswx
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RaulM210@R_Mo210Sep 7
Probably has to do with the embalming.
Fred Tee 🇺🇲 (@TencicFred) profile pictureFred Tee 🇺🇲
@TencicFredSep 7
Breaking: After being out of public view for 85 days, Senator Mitch McConnell's medical team say he is "still having issues with breathing."
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Is it really necessary to drive this in the drive thru? I honestly don't know how he is going to get around the building.
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Excuse me, HOW MANY CALORIES!? @McDonalds
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Do you wanna know how I got these scars?
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@todayyearsoldJun 7
Hollywood has spent nearly $600 million trying to bring Matt Damon home. Have they considered maybe he just doesn’t want to come back?
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Howdy, Twitter! A week or so after being canned from work I had to go to the hospital for blood clots in my lungs and in my right leg. My surgeon said that it was the worst clot he's seen where they just didnt amputate the leg. I've been in the hospital for a month now. Yay
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Frank the Fisticuffs Fella@FisticuffsFellaApr 18
Joe Rogan showing up to the White House after spending a month claiming to be politically homeless
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