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35, 6'5 dumb tall idiot. Paramore stan. Halo 3 best game. he/him. bisexual. 🏳️‍🌈 trans rights. 🏳️‍⚧️ | priv: @n00bSoda | pfp is my cat Cheddar

Fort Worth, TX
Joined March 2009
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Dilldank retweeted
You have a higher chance of getting struck by lightning then finding Gold Lil Uzi Vert from a Fortnite chest 🤯 Gold Lil Uzi Vert odds: 1 in 1,562,500 Chance of getting struck by lightning: 1 in 1,222,000
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Ill just never watch a DC project again after man of tomorrow
LANTERNS has reportedly not been renewed for a Season 2. A studio insider suggests the show "isn't quite capturing the zeitgeist." (via @Variety)
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ASMR for true treasure hunters #Fortnite
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Dilldank retweeted
Did I actually just join a call of duty ww2 game to a marriage falling apart in fucking game chat????
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ANIME AHH WIN 😹😭
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Im telling you right now that if I dont get the pirate shop, its gonna break me
2 hours of nothing 3 gizmos back to back 3 hours of nothing 1 gizmo 2 hours of nothing...
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Dilldank retweeted
Replying to @codepcpy
open box aw dang it repeat die open twitter see someone get it in 3 games after being born 15 minutes prior get hope repeat
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Dilldank retweeted
Shout out to this lady. I bet she's stoked about the news
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Trump says some of his deportation policies may have gone too far, per WSJ.
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This is how i hear this song!
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Dilldank retweeted
Trump endorses an amnesty deal with Democrats, saying immigration maximalists are on the “pretty far right” and suggesting that illegals who have been in the US for 10-15 years should have an opportunity to stay. Follow: @AFpost
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Dilldank retweeted
spectated my teammate and this was his loadout
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GET FUCKED RAPIST
😬 Russell Brand has been sentenced to 10 years and 6 months in prison.
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Fuck man
James Gunn and Peter Safran will no longer run DC Studios. Jeremy Latcham, who previously served as a producer at Marvel Studios, is taking over DC. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)
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they gotta add an option to mute Sprites cause i do not need to be hearing this dude grunt an moan like hes jerking off for the whole match
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This is fascinating… Source : dear data
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Gina Hinojosa...aka Temu AOC...did NOT win. Greg Abbott lost.
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Rage Bait unsuccessful, buddy.
Congrats Texas, you’ve elected an actual fascist. 👍
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Dilldank retweeted
She wanted the Ten Commandments in Texas schools. So James Talarico challenged and humiliated her in front of everybody. Her name is Rep. Candy Noble. And she lost on the same night James Talarico won his Senate race.
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