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Joined November 2025
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Tuned in for the Hutch Train 🚂
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😂😂😂 the one and only
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Right so I’ve already watched Lioness, just finished The Gentlemen and I’m up to date with Mobland. All absolutely class! Any other belters I’m not aware of?
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Enjoying fireworks is such low IQ behaviour
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Tears in my eyes
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Just seen there she licked his arse the week before. Lock her up aswell then the tramp
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Did 7 days in the clink for telling autistic lily I'd molest her AS A JOKE
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Getting really irate at all the niche reference halloween costumes. Like this fucking wanker
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i graduated from one of canada’s top business schools with really good grades @nathanfielder
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I like this one
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Whatever happened there
tell a terrifying story in 3 words
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“Anakin I understand the anger you have towards the sand people for killing your mother but imagine how bland the food would be on Tatooine without them”
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She was born in the wrong era. Would have had the lads on here wrapped round her finger
She used sex to trick seven men on the highway. Then, she shot every single one of them, stole their money, and left them by the road. Aileen Wuornos: What she said in court still scares people today: "I robbed them, and I killed them as cold as ice," she said, calm one moment and screaming the next, "and I would do it again." Between 1989 and 1990, Wuornos worked on Florida roads. She got into cars with men, killed them, and took their cars and money. At first, she said it was self-defense because the men tried to hurt her. But later, she changed her story. She said she simply hated human life and always would. Her childhood was very sad and violent. Her parents left her when she was a baby, and her grandfather was mean to her. She was abused and lived in the woods before she was even a teenager. In old videos, she looks very crazy and angry. She screams about police lies and strange noises in her prison cell. Florida executed her in 2002. Her final words were a warning: she said she would be back. How can the world break a person so completely? 💭
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Didn’t your ex Mrs buy you a thing of you 2 as Legos then took hers when she dumped you? And you kept it on display haha
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One of the least funny accounts on here. And that's on an app with JH
I will forever maintain the opinion that the first fight was a 114-114 draw and the second was 115-113 Joshua. Without the war in Ukraine having kicked off the same year, I’m certain Joshua would’ve got the decision.
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