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Seagulls and Sad Sad Stories
9th-23rd December at Laurels, Whitley Bay
Tickets 🎟️ :app.lineupnow.com/event/seag…
Unbelievably excited to share this incredible poster for Seagulls!
This is the first play I've ever written and it's a BLAST. So get excited and get tickets! 🔮✨
As this platform is now being sold off to an AI company, I will now be bowing out forever.
See y'all at the robot uprising 😘
Or on Instagram lol xoxox
Genuinely mind-blowing filmmaking!
A quick thread answering some questions you might have after watching #Adolescence… 🧵
I cannot even begin to tell you how FURIOUS this makes me. I've already had to uproot my career because of AI training, so if you sit back and think 'pfft sounds like a futuristic nightmare...tomorrow's problem' then you're delusional. Get mad, fast.
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✨ Looking for young performers/musical theatre fans aged 11-18 to help us out with some research!
Please spread the word and if you're interested, drop me an email at [email protected] to let us know you'll be joining us!
Alphabetti Theatre, Feb 25th, 5:30-7:30!! ✨
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Replying to @cns_theatre @AwkwardProds
Second place for Best Production is @slb0nd's Seagulls and Sad Sad Stories at @LaurelsWhitley . An all-round standard covering conventional acting, the surreal, and an angry statement about classism puts this ahead of many bigger main-stage plays.
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Thank you Chris!! ✨ Appreciate all the support and those lovely lovely words! 🙌🏻
Winner of Best NE Production is Seagulls and Sad Sad Stories at @LaurelsWhitley. @slb0nd's tale about an all-wise Zoltar machine that's actually an angry statement about classism excels in many areas, in particular the increasingly malevolent prophecies. chrisontheatre.wordpress.com…
Sarah Bond retweeted
Wallace and Gromit being painstakingly made by animation artists and highlighting how AI is soulless, inherently corruptible and evil #VengeanceMostFowl
Sarah Bond retweeted
Outstanding #WallaceAndGromit
And with one big swoop of it's filthy fucking wings, the Seagull took off for horizons new, leaving nothing in its wake but good memories and a ear splitting squark.
Thank you to every single person who supported this show and a special thank you to everyone who made it happen.
Sarah Bond retweeted
One last creepy hilarious dance!
For one final time, the critically acclaimed SEAGULLS & SAD, SAD STORIES by Sarah Bond plays at 7:30pm this evening. 🔮
A fantastic alternative offering for the night before the night before Christmas 🎄
Tonight is the final performance of Seagulls and Sad Sad Stories! ✨
After that, I go back to a life of looking for cool frogs and baking. Boring, eh?
Catch us if you can! Tickets: app.lineupnow.com/event/seag…
Sarah Bond retweeted
Number 8: Jake Jarratt as Jordan in Seagulls and Sad Sad Stores at @LaurelsWhitley. An understated yet versatile performance of a 16-year-old wanting to fit in with his friends, but eventually trying to save them from themselves.
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Sarah Bond retweeted
Unforgettable night out at The Laurels in Whitley Bay for ‘Seagulls and sad, sad stories’ by Sarah Bond. Loved it 👏👏👏
Read the review at culturednortheast.co.uk and be sure to subscribe!
There's still good availability to catch Seagulls and Sad Sad Stories on THURSDAY at 7:30 and SATURDAY at 2pm!
Don't miss out!!
Tickets: app.lineupnow.com/event/seag…
What an absolutely gorgeous review ✨❤️ thank you!! Catch us before we're done on the 23rd!!
STAGE REVIEW: Jacob Easton enjoys a gritty & hilarious production of Seagulls & Sad Sad Stories at @laurelsWhitley, as three North East lads cope with the existential premonitions of their gloomy futures courtesy of a penny arcade fortune teller
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Sarah Bond retweeted
Debut of the year in my annual round up is the only play you can still see (and you should!) Seagulls and Sad, Sad Stories by @slb0nd @LaurelsWhitley is a delight
2 shows today! 2pm and 6pm!
Tickets available online at app.lineupnow.com/event/seag… or on the door!



























