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how do you fuck up being president so bad that you turn texas BLUE
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everyone is doing a pronouns/land acknowledgement bit but actually the fucking awesome thing is that a large part of why this sweep happened is we had a lot of really strong candidates that didn't lean into the woke 1.0 nonsense
10,000 years of bill clinton neoliberal abundance
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i am professionally trained to see the beauty in everything
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Admiring another guy’s ass is something all guys do. It’s just locker room stuff like slapping their butt cheeks or kneading them gently with your hands. All men do it
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My dog is like, “the west has fallen, society is collapsing” if I don’t feed him a full hour before his scheduled meal time.
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The shell cannot protect you from the salt. Old snail proverb. Mucus, we love mucus. Contemporary snail proverb
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You ARE too old and it IS too late. Also you have a very specific vocal tic that strangers notice immediately and friends do unsavory impressions of.
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no amount of esoteric wisdom will fold your laundry for you
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Sometimes, I am stunned by how much time I waste doing nothing, and then I realize that I have never wasted a minute
























