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Matt

@sliceofmatt

matt

 Cape Town
youtube.com/sliceofmatt
Joined October 2011
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respect this mother
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Different types of animal poop and what they mean: 7. Apeshit = angry 6. Batshit = unhinged 5. Bullshit = lies (or unfair) 4. Horseshit = bigger lies (or totally unfair) 3. Chickenshit = cowardly 2. Dogshit = low quality 1. Catshit = what you do when someone throws a ball at you
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Will@WMcHBg10 May 2022
If anyone ever needs you to explain the difference between Americans and Brits, just send them this.
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Pro tip: if you have a student’s mother email you for a grade change have your mother respond to it. Fight 🔥 with 🔥
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I’m not going to tell anyone if I win the lotto, but there will be signs.
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Can we nip this communicating via voice note thing in the bud please? Hold on - I have to stop everything and listen to someone’s pre amble monologue without the opportunity to interrupt and move them towards a point.
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I don't know who needs this information, but please do share, far and wide. Helen Joseph Hospital has a world class psychiatric unit. The doctors are well trained, organized and empathetic. If you are working, your consultation fee is R75 per visit. If you're unemployed,
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You are somebody's type! From the 8 different blood types, we need all of them to help save lives. Visit wcbs.org.za to find a blood drive near you.
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Commit to 2022 by donating blood at least 4 times this year! Every blood donor will have the opportunity to choose between a portable charcoal braai or a branded WCBS chair (while stocks last). Visit wcbs.org.za/blood-donation to find your nearest blood donation clinic.
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“Latifi... VERSTAPPPEENNN...”
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These words should be heard far and wide….
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*Everyone liked this*
Meme Format: Top Panel, train in the background heading for a bus labelled "Transphobes". Bottom Panel, Train labelled "Angus from Scotrail" smashes through Transphobe Bus.

ALT Meme Format: Top Panel, train in the background heading for a bus labelled "Transphobes". Bottom Panel, Train labelled "Angus from Scotrail" smashes through Transphobe Bus.

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@ScotRail20 Nov 2021
Good morning, happy to confirm that supporting transgender people does not delay trains. ^Angus
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it’s crazy that they only figured out tectonic plates in the 60s. a child in the 50s would say “it seems like south america and africa would fit together” and his mom would go “that’s cute honey would you like a cigarette”
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Ohhhh sorry I thought EOD meant End of December my bad. Sending now
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I could’ve told her that.
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Wise words from Julian Montoya 'Hey, don't be p**s 😂
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Attention: Min @GwedeMantashe1 (Gweezy) FOR YOUR EYES ONLY. Latest marketing ad for our fossil fuel friends.😉 I know tech isn't your thing but please keep this confidential? Watch the full video here: youtu.be/R1GT1_L1P0E #UprootTheDMRE #UprootTheSystem
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Your brasse will pour your a sterk dop just to wys you "how sterk was that dop I skinked you man"
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Weird way to do subtitles for the Formula 1 race.
F1 car with the text "zoom" all over the place. Ads for the zoom video conference tool but it can also be car go zoom zoom

ALT F1 car with the text "zoom" all over the place. Ads for the zoom video conference tool but it can also be car go zoom zoom

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[on the phone dropping hints that I wanna go out with the fellas loud enough so the wife can hear] oh your coupon expires tomorrow huh
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