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kelly 🧩

@slimethot

if you’re gonna be dumb you better be tough

 she/her (26) Ireland👉glasgow
Joined November 2014
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“I wish I had Olivia Rodrigo when I was 15” you had Hotel Room Service by Pitbull you ungrateful piece of shit
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it took one day in barcelona before i spotted a mayo jersey YE ARE RELENTLESS
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does this mean i get a fun bespoke recording of myself talking absolute mash to the taxi driver as a hungover fear tactic the next day? truly godless
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me and my friends would have killed instagram instants with hammers I can tell you that much
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this is like erecting a statue of the final pint of murphys that put me into an early grave last week
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@irishexaminerMay 14
Cork City Council to consider tiny statue honouring mosquito linked to Oliver Cromwell’s death irishexaminer.com/news/munst…
'World’s smallest public statue' proposed for Cork mosquito linked to death of Oliver Cromwell

'World’s smallest public statue' proposed for Cork mosquito linked to death of Oliver Cromwell

Green Party councillor Oliver Moran says the unusual proposal could become a quirky tourist attraction for Cork city

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if we get an independent scotland can i pleaseeee buy a chili mango buzzball after 10pm it’s for my freedom and my country
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erin@vanillaspittMay 9
being called a stupid cow in my replies but I just know in an independent scotland I’d be able to get salt n chilli chips n curry sauce before 4pm on days where im this hungover
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fellipe@kaworubaianoMay 6
boa noite primavera
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bertie ahern looks like something you’d steal off an aul lady’s front lawn
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@AontuIEMay 6
Looks like many Fianna Fáilers are voting Aontú in this by-election. #aontú
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even tho i couldn’t swing a cat without bumping into one of ye last time #irishtwt anyone going primavera this year?
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rae ✮⋆˙@clitlord77May 2
pov: ur stuck in the back rooms with johnny knoxville
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massive sket@pronagginMay 3
sorry ye don’t understand the FOREVER pals i’ve met and made through this god forsaken website (and not everybody is even in these photos, theres too many for 4 pics)
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massive sket (@pronaggin) profile picturemassive sket@pronagginMay 3
but also everybody giving out about old irish twitter (including me) I genuinely met some of my favourite people and some of my closest friends during it all so it’s actually not all bad ❤️
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happy to be apart of #irishtwt now that i’ve moved away i don’t think anyone from glasgow is going to bring up the gay cafe or sex chat to me in the pub at least
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@horseimageMar 2
obsessed with this etsy shop that sells mini horse costumes for literally every occasion
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them: don’t worry! the semi nude daniel o’donnell bathroom door can’t hurt you the semi nude daniel o’donnell bathroom door:
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smoking da shit that made tom cruise
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looking like our girl catherine connolly is gonna win the presidency today in ireland thank god i was looking for a reason to drink today
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Girl on club dancefloor has her feet cooled by a friend pouring Smirnoff Ice over them (2000)
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bad day to be a toastie
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@BBCSport22 Mar 2025
Boxing heavyweight legend George Foreman has died aged 76.
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shoutout to the skate bush gritter for keeping my area safe we WILL be running up that hill
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