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Joined September 2009
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📣 A Just Stop Oil spokesperson said: “We are not prepared to stand by and watch while everything we love is destroyed, while vulnerable people go hungry and fossil fuel companies and the rich profit from our misery.
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I don't know who needs to hear this but you will never need these. Throw them away.
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Deconstructed sandwiches. You get the bread, the cheese, the pickles and the salad all in separate parts.
hard to imagine a more embarrassing death than being beaten with a candlestick in a library by someone named colonel mustard
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I fixed it for you @YorkshireWater
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gotta respect the longevity of microsoft word. nothing about it works and it's still the standard. want to move an image? go to hell. edit a pdf? edit your expectations. ignore a spelling mistake? how about suck my dick. that'll be 150$
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the best thing in the world is a smoothie but the worst thing in the world is washing a blender. wherein lies my peace
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“you cum fast” tough talk coming from someone who didnt cum at all☠️
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Scammed again plebs.
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Sorry to be a nerd but pretty much every country in the world has a mermaid mythology. So there deffo would be mermaids of all races 🧜‍♀️
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It would be great if everyone could accept that the autistic person in your life is not going to have the "right response" to anything. Assume every reaction will be something you deem inappropriate and move from there. Stop getting annoyed every single time 🤦‍♀️
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Today I normalised being a bitch some more
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