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Catherine

@slurpees

One day I'd like to work in the front office of a professional sports team. Not picky.

 Ferndale
Joined March 2009
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Cate Blanchett vs leaf blowers
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@GuadagninoFilms6 Mar 2025
Harkonnen nephews if the Baron let them pursue the arts instead of managing spice production on Arrakis:
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@SonySoundtracks6 Mar 2025
ANORA's Yura Borisov & THE BRUTALIST composer Daniel Blumberg photographed by Mark Eydelshteyn at the #Oscars
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Grafting your identity to a political party is not a recipe for happiness.
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This dude's hair STILL fucks
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@TheClemReport3 Oct 2017
This dude’s hair fucks
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Tom Zohar@TomZohar22 Oct 2024
They look like they own and operate a drag club and they just found out their son is about to marry a woman from a conservative family
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Don’t say I never did anything for yall* (*i did this for me)
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Cam@DETBaseball27 Sep 2024
My mood for the Tigers today
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I really want another Billy Crystal hosted Oscars
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Ron Iver@ronnui_11 Sep 2024
Parents, you HAVE to vaccinate your children. There are diseases that we eliminated ages ago that are coming back now. I just met a kid who tested positive for Linsanity.
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wengel@wengelll4 Sep 2024
do you even know about the semi-annual peoples princess weather window
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a heist movie that takes place during a 17 minute standing ovation at cannes
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Portugal sharing the boat with Qatar and North Korea
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liv 🧸@belqvedrue24 Jul 2024
I’M CRYING SO FUCKING HARD RIGHT NOW GNXGJZSKSYZKY😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@TheOnion23 Jul 2024
Report: 78% Of Americans Too Distracted By Politics To Appreciate The Summer Glen Powell Is Having theonion.com/report-78-of-am…
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Liza Minnelli has outlived Joe Biden's race for re-election. After weeks of pressure from fellow Democrats, he is stepping down as the party's nominee for President.
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