The best part about all this h3 drama is there's no one to feel bad for so I can consume all this tea without feeling like a bad person
I am only patriotic during international league of legends events
But when NA is playing I bleed RED WHITE AND FUCKING BLUE BABY
#Worlds2026 #LCS
We have 2 new yuriko cards in 2026
The world is fucked but I got 2 new cards of my favorite magic character let's goooo
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Just got off the phone with my old friend Lindsey Graham, the senior Senator from South Carolina. He's still recovering in the hospital. We talked for just shy of 20 minutes. I told him we want to see him back at work as soon as possible.
Not making it to the lcs finals sadly, But if any of my mutuals are going to be in AZ and want to grab a meal or a game of magic please don't hesitate to hmu!
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Took down an RCQ today! The flare package feels super great in the meta right now!
Shoutout to @slvrms for the list and tips
R1: Mono black necro 👁️❌👁️
R2: Boros Ponza ❌❌
R3: Dimir flash ❌👁️👁️
R4: Goryo's vengeance 👁️👁️
R5: Boro's enegy ID
Finals: Storm 👁️👁️
@fireshoes
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Now that Obama’s poll numbers are in tailspin – watch for him to launch a strike in Libya or Iran. He is desperate.
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Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!
im begging all of you to please interact with people offline some time. there's a lot of bad shit going on in the world i promise you whatever trivial bullshit is going on here is not that big of a deal.
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Posting threats against the President of the United States is illegal
INTRODUCING: The Death Penalty for Child Rapists Act to amend Title 18 to authorize the death penalty for aggravated sexual abuse, sexual abuse of a minor and abusive sexual contact offenses against children.
It will also amend the Uniform Code of Military Justice (UCMJ) to authorize the death penalty for the rape of a child.
There are no excuses for harming children. We've spent months fighting to expose Jeffrey Epstein's network of powerful predators. We've demanded accountability and pushed for transparency. Now we're making sure anyone who rapes a child faces the ultimate consequence.
Children are the most vulnerable among us. Those who prey on them deserve the harshest penalty our justice system can deliver.
Death penalty for child rapists.
