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Jammer, lifter, cider drinker. Tell your dog I said hello. She/her.

Manchester
Joined January 2010
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why aren’t periods cancelled in lockdown?
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Art.
Somebody please take away his phone 😂🤣😩😂😂
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Tried to combine #DerbyJerseyFriday #DerbyShirtFriday with #FancyWalkFriday but it didn’t go that well. Anyway here’s me in someone else’s jersey, Phil in his (@NewWheeledOrder) and Xander in a bow tie 🤷🏼‍♀️ Hope I get to actually wear a purple shirt again this year @wearerainycity
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I've donated @trusselltrust to support their work to #StopUKHunger, as no one should have to go hungry. Do the same trusselltrust.org/make-a-don… #fancywalkfriday
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Xander’s been on his first fancy walk today and he’s going on another with his dad later with a different accessory #FancyWalkFriday
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Me.
think i might get really into stretching. gonna leave this pandemic flexible as shit
don’t tell my boyfriend I retweeted this.
ariana grande has a type and it’s the same as mine! scrawny and pathetic!
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I’ve dealt with many letting agents and this is not surprising whatsoever but it’s still 🤢
When I was looking for a new house, I asked for details of one property and the letting agent (not the one I went with) seems to have stuck me on her distribution list for her landlord clients by accident. She appears to be taking this whole thing well:
I volunteered to jam the final jam. I said death or glory! And I got both 😬😬😬 #backblock #whoops
Ridiculous final jam. 3 points in it. Nada on the clock. Whites get lead, everyone freaks out, back block, PJ, apex, falls over, star pass, crowd faints, points are scored. No high fives, ok? Purples ☔️ 174 Whites ☂️ 164 We’re back in two weeks against @parisrollergrls 👊🏻
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I demand my teammates support and caress me past the wall in exactly this manner. Not that I’m lonely or lacking human contact or anything lol 🙃
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Blessed to be blossoming fully into my adulthood by getting into a party wall dispute.
#MRDAChamps2019 @MRDAnews @fiveonfivemag Here’s Xander the lurcher not really bothered about whether his dad Philociraptor got a penalty for NWO 🤷🏼‍♀️
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I feel really restless like I'm about to shave my head or walk out of my job or something.
Do you know what my favourite thing about the #rdwc2018 was?! All the hot peen I got to see at the urinals in the all genders loos!! Couldn't keep my eyes to myself. Phwoar.
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England defence on point there 👌#rdwc2018
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Watching my league-mates playing for their country like.. #RDWC2018 #rainycityrollerderbybitchez
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Wait, we didn't schedule this specifically to get me OUT of going to the mens world cup?! teapaw.org/gogochaneln5/status/94…
Wait, I thought we deliberately chose that date to inconvenience everyone, including some of our own team members who have involved with men's national teams/partners who skate in them?
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Hope my league mates Rusty and Gemma Scuzz Harvey have a great weekend 🍀#RoadToManchester teapaw.org/teamirelandrd/status/9…
Our @derbyworldcup prep. continues this wknd with #RoadToManchester in Wales & here's the #GreenMachine roster! #CraicIsHere
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Have I spotted a @lauriepink work in the wild?
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