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trades gold, eats bacon, wants more peril, wears the minimum flair

SE TN
Joined August 2018
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MAGA is going to be hunted for sport when the communists retake control of the government apparatus that Trump is preserving.
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Oh I came within 0.5 seconds of an insurance claim, at the very least, when a flock of turkeys took flight perpendicular to me today As I “ducked” my head, the lead bird was 2 feet to my right and closing At 70mph, that would’ve hurt, a lot
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I’m out of bacon
My budget for the purchase of habanero cheese has been outpacing my appetite for the consumption of same About to induce physical pain with said cheese, paired with bacon and vodka
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That made me smile
When you're upset with him but he's such a carefree and funny guy
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I doubted my 100mph number, thinking that was high, then did a full throttle run to 75 on an entrance ramp I’ll actually go with 115 instead vroom vroom
Replying to @smartishcapital
I think I’ll let my personal record of 78mph, in the Volvo, on this short bit of land stand for now 100 would be easy but, nah
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“Loving you is like frying bacon naked.”
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I’m up to 3 foot injuries in 14 days
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My budget for the purchase of habanero cheese has been outpacing my appetite for the consumption of same About to induce physical pain with said cheese, paired with bacon and vodka
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I’ve been the opposite Never again.
Shoutout to my husband who gave me my first experience of living in a home where I didn't have to walk on eggshells. Any man who provides a safe place for his wife to flourish should get all the accolades.
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Never was a fan but now I want to rewatch Jack Reacher
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I’m cooking bacon
What country has the best food in the world?
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B AGGRESSIVE B-B AGGRESSIVE
This made me laugh so I hope it did the same for you 🤣
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I adore women pilots. Out there doing what I decided I couldn’t.
7 YEARS AGO TODAY, completely out of the blue, I decided to become a pilot. I was out on a walk with my family, trying to figure out what I wanted to do with my life, when my husband casually said, “You should be a pilot.” An hour later, I had made up my mind. I texted the one pilot friend I had and asked which flight instructor he used. I knew very little about flying and nothing about the process of becoming a pilot. The next day, I started studying and signed up for my first lesson. A week later, I took that first flight lesson. And somehow, that random decision turned into a career I never could have imagined. What a wild ride it’s been. 7 years down… and I’m still pretty amazed at where that one spur of the moment decision had taken me!
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I have video of what I estimated to be 20gpm of rain water I found flowing from an electrical conduit carrying safety related power at a nuclear plant I spun up the organization late at night with that one
Not sure what to say about that.😱😱
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This is the way
I was just living my little girly pop life, and now that I am married to a man we own decorative pieces of shrapnel
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I spent 3 days in a Fort Bridger truck stop due to similar conditions My reefer trailer was full of lotions and shampoos that had to be heated to >40°F. That refrigeration unit was working hard.
Absolutely. And a reminder - this is I-80 in winter. Welcome to Wyoming.
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Add lemon juice Add butter If broccoli is disgusting then you’re doing it wrong, oh Menu Whisperer
You really have to laugh at broccolini. It knew how awful the brand of broccoli was because broccoli is disgusting. To combat this, it added a “ni” at the end of broccoli.
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my heart broke when I learned that I wouldn’t hear it
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deep breath … … … sigh
“You must ask for God’s help. ... After each failure, ask forgiveness, pick yourself up, and try again.” - C.S. Lewis
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An introductory training flight in a small airplane
What's one thing you think everyone should experience at least once in their life?
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asshole trees
The woods don't fix everything, but I've never walked out of the forest thinking, "Wow, those trees were jerks."
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