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Trader•Memes•Cruise•Music•Sports•Python enthusiast•Relatable tweets•Just being me📈📉☮️🎶⚽️🏀🪖

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Joined February 2024
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I’ll build things that last.
I’ll stay sharp, kind, and dangerous when it counts.
I’ll make real money doing work the I actually respect.
I’ll keep the people I love close and the noise far.
I’ll become the version of myself I used to only talk about.
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When you hear 10mins more in an Exam hall and you haven’t written anything🤦‍♂️
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Nobody asked this boy if he was ready for adulthood...😭
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16-year-old wonderkid, Okoro Paul, at the 2026 AFCON. 🌟🇳🇬🔥
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You can skip GEHGEH video when he’s standing up. But don’t you dare skip his video when he’s sitting down.🧏‍♂️
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Make u turn me slave😂
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How often do you change your bedsheets??
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+234 guys can’t bag a virgin like me
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i work at a small neighborhood pharmacy, and every friday, a teenage boy comes in to ask the same question: “do you have any medicine that costs nothing?” the first time, i thought he was joking. but he kept coming back. last week, i finally asked him what was going on. he pulled a folded prescription from his pocket and said, “it's for my grandma. she says she's fine without it, but i hear her coughing all night.” i looked at the prescription and realized he'd been trying to buy her medicine with loose coins...
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The man checkmated the prison boss ! 🎬🍿
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Which phone be this Abeg💔😭
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We all eat our bread with this kind man made butter right ? 🙄
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Disappearing message don wipe incantation wey baba send me keh 🤳🏾 😩
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I survived many hardships in this Nigeria, it would be bad if this heat be the reason I die 😭🤲🏽
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“When one door closes, another door opens” Me opening the door myself, time dey go.
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Wtf is this ads??😭😂💔
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After ghosting me all day My babe: Hey Me:
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When I’m about to go and fall in love, but I remember the heartbreak that almost landed me in the hospital.
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This era of nollywood had to go😭😭😂💔
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I never told you I was rich you just assumed , sorry to disappoint you
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Agreeing to turn on notice for big accounts is just like signing up for a job you won't be paid for.
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