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Exactly this

When it comes to voting,the left wing and the right wing belong to the same bird. No matter which side flaps,the only thing that lands on the people below is a big pile of bird shit

Ooh a Polar vortex 🤣

To all the tossers having a go at Harry kanes wife.She's married to a multi millionaire who probably treats her like a princess.Guess who's having the last laugh

Would you like fries with that 🤣🤣

Does anybody else not care how many holes are in that T-shirt

I have some weird thoughts at times.Sat here having a ciggie in my break and it's proper windy.Then i thought to myself,i wonder if syrup wearers have to use extra glue or tape in this weather 🤪

I participated in Movember just for a laugh years ago. It proved to be my first and last time.Far from looking like a distinguished gentleman,i looked more like a seedy moustachioed wrongun 🤣

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Awww

Is Trump still playing his 5D chess 🤪🤣

It's just a flesh wound

I have officially joined the four eyes speccy club.Some people look cool wearing glasses,yet i look like i'm about to test an unknown sample over a Bunsen burner 🤣👓

In some parts of the world they have hurricanes and Earthquakes that dont fk about and can leave miles of mass destruction.We get storm brian that breaks a fence panel and knocks your bins over.I try not to worry too much 🤪

I'm sure that some people open twitter and their first thought is....What can i be angry about today.

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