@smittyholic

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will said holding out smelling salts is a line-mate only privilege
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“balance out the lines” and he actually means skate the captain every other shift without the next best player on the team on his wing where he’s supposed to be
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he always has this insane move to remind stupid people who the fuck is 4th overall pick pf 2023 draft
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ivar experiencing horrors of sharks hockey xitter.cf/i/status/2115319186281…
luna@newentropy216h
so much for “the happiest baby shark ever”
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cags and orlov pisses me off sm bc cags offense suffers from having to cover for orlovs mistakes, but orlov doesn’t get punished for that and instead cags gets scratched for not producing 😭
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waiting for professor hockeys take on whatever tf game that was
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IM SO SAD IM SO SAD
Max Miller
@Real_Max_Miller5h
“Personally I wanted to show that they made a mistake.” #SJSharks Michael Kesselring talks about playing #LetsGoBuffalo for the first time.
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tanpa pengaruh alkohol btw
Sheng Peng
@Sheng_Peng5h
"You want it the easy way. It's not the easy way in the National Hockey League." That's Warsofsky's assessment of how #SJSharks are playing right now
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‘the lines warso is cooking’ he is not cooking. he is burning down the entire fucking kitchen.
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genuinely what did warso see on ice to think the lines are okay and doesn't need to be changed at all when none of them are giving anything
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my personal san jose sharks head coach
Max Miller
@Real_Max_Miller6h
I know they are on separate lines, but late in the third, down 1-0, Celebrini and Smith aren't on the ice together. I think that's a mistake. #SJSharks
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lowkey im kinda glad the lines blow up in warso's face because then he knows to not make random freaking lines
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that was the most frustrating and nothingburger game ever and i didn't even watch the full thing
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when will warso learn empty net gimmick does NOT work when ur blue line isn't strong enough yet
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will smith hockey iq only matches with macklin's and vice versa like it's genuinely so frustrating
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i mean genuinely frustrating to watch the current state of the two lines
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what even are they trying to "balance" when the toi between the top 2 lines arent even balanced :// bring me back my 1st line
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✧ jenna@jnsharks8h
Mack is still playing like he has Will on his wing and Graf and Ivar aren’t where Mack would predict Will to be (ex: that backhanded pass on his last drive to the net)
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waking up pissed bc of warso got to work pissed bc of my coworker watching the game pissed off by delly and orlov like i always do
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😁@wsh2nd10h
HE IS LAUGHING AT YOU RYAN WARSOFSKY YOUR PLAYER IS LAUGHING AT YOU
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