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if you come for the queen you best not miss

inevitably everywhere
Joined October 2024
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headed to bingo on a saturday night because I’m 35 going on 65
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smokingfrog retweeted
Hoes get dolled up & think you miss em bitch u was crazy not ugly
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the @tacobell hoodie mad comfy fr
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4 vapes, 2 coffees, no breakfast
2 coffees, 3 vapes, no breakfast
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is your adhd indica or sativa?
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2 coffees, 3 vapes, no breakfast
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my unsolicited advice to men is, don't have casual sex with high neuroticism/bpd-ish women. Stick to stable, reasonable, chill ladies. If the only women you can convince to have sex with you are the unstable ones, then this is a red flag about you, and you will be never truly innocent of the resulting dramas
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Doja Cat changes the lyrics of “Paint The Town Red” during her show in Dallas following the Democratic flip of Texas at the midterms: “I paint the town blue.”
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you don’t believe in astrology but you believe it’s “thursday”
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BREAKING: Texas two weeks away from developing nuclear weapon.
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are you ready for the nothing
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they just replaced lady liberty’s torch with a hitachi wand
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Crypto Twitter KOLs are a fucking scam. And we have the numbers to prove why. We hired 200+ KOLs with 10M+ combined followers. Every single one had a 400+ Sorsa score and 100+ Smart Followers. Most had 1,000+ Sorsa. 200+ KOLs posted twice each. Our result? 280 NFTs sold at $5. Now let’s talk about this circus. Fake views. Fake likes. AI-generated replies that don’t even understand what the project does. The same fucking accounts liking and replying to each other in engagement groups, recycling engagement and pretending they’re influential. You have 200K followers but can’t prove you have actual buyers. You’re scared of referral deals because deep down you know nobody will click your links, buy anything or convert. YOU HAVE BOTTED FOLLOWERS, NOT INFLUENCE. And the funniest part? You genuinely think you’re marketing professionals. You’re a bunch of engagement farmers playing influencer, selling fake numbers to projects and calling it a career. Our team tested this firsthand. We were ready to pay for influence, but got fucking nothing. And you wonder why CT is dying? Why projects are cutting deals? Why marketing teams are moving to TikTok and Instagram? BECAUSE NOBODY WANTS TO PAY FOR YOUR BULLSHIT ANYMORE. Honestly, go work at McDonald’s. At least you’ll serve people something useful instead of selling projects fake engagement and pretending to be important. 200+ KOLs. 10M+ followers. 280 NFTs sold. That’s your fucking influence.
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hamburger if you can hear me please help
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accidentally just dipped my vape in my crunchwrap
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I hate DC Halloween wdym you are the lady doing an exercise video as the tanks roll in in the myanmar coup
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the great thing ab beating a dead horse with the right hg is that you discover new parts of the horse you didn’t beat before.
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a wpb friend bagged Andria a couple times in 2022 Andria has some REALLY strange kinks fr
Lol UPDATE: Now she’s exposing some of the crazy behavior she’s dealt with while dating women.
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1k by 2027 🫡
can we hit 500K by Dec 31?
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