him: heyyy I got creative today, made you a playlist.
me, who hasn’t even listened to the playlist yet: 🫠
do you ever just match with so many nice people that you have to take a breather, refresh the app, make some tea, and actually start replying to them? no? i need a pa.
Us waiting for the tea to spill ☕️
Traci watching the #RHONJ Reunion waiting for her part to come up 😭
what do you mean I can’t toast marshmallows on a lightsaber for my date night #StarWarsDay
ngl i feel like a medieval witch with a hydroflask and i love it #EarthDay
my date tonight when I was thinking about never having to meet them again- “how about I get the check this time so you can get the next” 😱😩










