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Vincenzo di Donte

@snailbites

A wild twitter dinosaur has appeared

 Essex County, NJ | NYC
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For the culture
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Great now I’m gonna get spaghetti ads
Dexerto (@Dexerto) profile pictureDexerto
@DexertoApr 21
Pasta sauce company Prego is launching a device that listens to and records conversations at the dinner table The device is designed to capture laughter, stories, and everyday moments that can be revisited
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Terrible Maps
@TerribleMaps12 Feb 2025
Bagel Quality Across U.S. States
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Ryan Briggs
@ryancbriggs18 Oct 2024
When I was young I fixed my parents’ computer and now that I’m older I fix computers for my kids. Are we the only generation that knows how computers work?
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Lethal Shooter
@LethalShooter__15 Oct 2024
Took a picture with Michael Jordan unfortunately it came out blurry. Can someone please restore this picture to make it clear PLEASE🙏🏾🙏🏾
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Still amazing how he finds these. He wasn’t even tagged on it!
Kevin Durant (@KDTrey5) profile pictureKevin Durant
@KDTrey514 Oct 2024
Replying to @JasonAWilkinson
You got centel’d…
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I remember when Jamstack conf hosted a “fireside chat” with the ceo of WordPress and the ceo of netlify. I came away extremely turned off by how defensive mullenweg came off and how he turned a friendly chat into a tense argument over features. I’m not surprised by any of this.
Advanced Custom Fields (@wp_acf) profile pictureAdvanced Custom Fields
@wp_acf12 Oct 2024
We have been made aware that the Advanced Custom Fields plugin on the WordPress directory has been taken over by WordPress dot org. A plugin under active development has never been unilaterally and forcibly taken away from its creator without consent in the 21 year history of WordPress.
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Is it me or is the hover state X in the MacOSX finder window like one pixel off ughhhh
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And then every result is: Accept cookies panel Marketing modal Ad Ad Ad Partial answer of your original search
sam lessin 🏴‍☠️ (@lessin) profile picturesam lessin 🏴‍☠️
@lessin11 Sep 2024
"what time is the debate" query on google is a deep commentary on state of internet .. most obvious one box ever answer, but instead pages and pages of SEO optimized crap that hides the answer you obviously want
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No it wasn’t lol
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This woulda been the first triple bang. Quadruple bang. Breens head wouldve exploded
Bill Simmons (@BillSimmons) profile pictureBill Simmons
@BillSimmons10 Aug 2024
I’ve had 2 hours to think about it - this was Steph’s best 3 ever.
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DockNYK
@DockNYK19 Jul 2024
This is astonishing and sad
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Omar
@KingBacca22x12 Jul 2024
I love you, Jalen Brunson
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Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn) profile pictureAdrian Wojnarowski
@wojespn12 Jul 2024
In a largely unprecedented financial concession to give roster flexibility to a contender, New York Knicks star Jalen Brunson has agreed on a four-year, $156.5 million extension, his agent Sam Rose of CAA tells ESPN --- $113M less guaranteed than he’s eligible to receive in one year.
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Seriously do we need an AI button on every single app
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8 years ago for a brief moment we achieved world peace
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Joey chestnut on the toilet July 5
Overtime (@overtime) profile pictureOvertime
@overtime3 Jul 2024
Bron got paid and went right to the gym 😤 @KingJames
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Son our starting lineup that got us 1 game away from the ECF is now our bench lmaoo I really can’t get over this lmao
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Mikal Bridges
@mikal_bridges26 Jun 2024
This is crazy lol
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I like how bojan played like 20 games. Had really only like 2 good games. Then got injured as soon as the playoffs started lol
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I’ll die on the hill that 5 out offenses are extremely boring to watch
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Every now and then there’s a guy in the dunkers spot who he can make a bounce pass to
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This is grade school basketball why can’t nba defenses scheme against it
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