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@snailsafe

(ˢʰᵉ/ₕₑᵣ) Astrophotographer + Photographer | Cat Herder | Gastropod Enthusiast | Current Hyperfixation: snails again lol

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Joined September 2011
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Ham@snailsafeMay 24
nothing else matters when I got my man in my arms and my friends in my chat
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I have no original thoughts
Spriteous ℤ (@spriteous) profile pictureSpriteous ℤ
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its friday folks 🎵 (Axel F)
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Yo link cut that shit we need to save Hyru-
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Zelda review so far: spent too much time trying to figure out how to play crazy frog on the ocarina
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Cute try but we will be streaming It's Not Christmas Till Somebody Cries 💅
Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
@PopBaseNov 6
Olivia Rodrigo has released her first-ever Christmas song ‘take me home (4 christmas).’
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starting OoT today don't text
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Everyone talks in the new OoT except for link still. He's autistic and non verbal but we still love him.
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Since woke is back I'm proposing mandatory mental health services for anyone who thinks Hasan actually shocked his dog... Society would heal so much if those people got help.
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bitches with green eyes just squint at you
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I was having a very good hair day and then it started raining 😔
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Back to work commies
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Put myself in a crawfish boil (hottest temp in the shower) and it didnt fix me
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There are chuds putting themselves to sleep right now imagining the Harry Potter genderbent malfoid thing comforting them over the blue wave
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THAT'S RIGHT BABY!!!!! TRANSGENDER COMMUNIST JIHAD NOW!!!!!!!!! IT'S OVER FOR YOU!!! EVERYONE TRANSITION NOW!!!! TRANSITION TO COMMUNISM!! YOU GOT LOOMERED BITCH!!!
Laura Loomer (@LauraLoomer) profile pictureLaura Loomer
@LauraLoomerNov 4
I hate to say it, but America is over. The communists and jihadists are going to open our borders and replace our votes with votes from illegals aliens. We now have reps who openly speak about their hatred of America, their love of communism and their support for sharia law. We won’t be able to undo the damage they cause on our country come 2028. America 250 was a funeral. The American Dream is dead.
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That's right, bitch. Transgender Communist Jihad forever. All the work you did to radicalize young men into racist, sexist monsters was for nothing. It backfired so bad that we got the biggest blue wave we've ever seen. Rot in your misery, this is a snizz licker victory
Andrew Wilson (@paleochristcon) profile pictureAndrew Wilson
@paleochristconNov 4
It'll take a decade to undo this. Especially in Texas.
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At every leadership conference in this country we are only addressing atomic habibits
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conservatives after their repeat attempts to weaponize charlie kirk’s death to get people to the polls:
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I am no longer ashamed to announce that I was born in Texas
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Your pronouns, my choice. Forever.
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PERMISSION TO LIB OUT, XIR!
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