These jokes, observations and musings won’t tweet themselves. Heh heh heh.

New York City
Joined June 2010
You can't "defund" NPR. Most of its budget is from local affiliates, not the gov't, that pay for it.
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After the midterms the Democratic House had better be a thorn in the Trump Administration for tariffs, the war in Iran and siding with a US enemy Russia against Ukraine and against NATO interests.
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Steve Mac @Stevemac270 showing off his taxpayer-funded farmer bailout Maserati.
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Half the NYT Athletic writers can't string a proper sentence together to save their lives.
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“Long time,” said the Asian lady helping me at the dry cleaners. I don’t clean my only suit often.
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I looked at his nachos, and I’ve never done that to a man’s Tex-Mex snack before.
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Patrick Mahomes and Steph Curry are lookalikes in more ways than one.
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What do you call a white rapper who does drywall? Spacklemore.
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What percentage of a Tesla hat wil the $5 X bucks give me?
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People post the darndest stuff.
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I ran 14.5 miles and did 110 pull-ups today. Gotta pay the man.
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Milwaukee brewed up another strong quaff for Tampa Bay tonight.
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The black female scent is emanating malodorously in this NJT train car.
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I had this excellently cooked churrasco steak at a Cuban restaurant.
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Reading an Indian dude flaming a black dude for being lazy and rude in a Google retail review is peak anti-woke internet.
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Good archery the other day.
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Replying to @snarkbox
The left sock is the go-to arse wipe when toilet paper is lacking. I learned that during Covid.
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What’s the ghay anesthesiologist’s opening line? “Hold still while I administer an analgesic.”
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Beavis H. Presley retweeted
Replying to @snarkbox
Use your sleeve
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