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Fanfic writer since the 1980s. Goat farmer since 2001. Original works by Jana McKewen Twitter account deleted & recreated. Yes, I’m the same person

Joined November 2025
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I'm writing two stories at once and one is present tense while the other is past tense and I'm really, really sorry to my betas.
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Do you ever just sit around thinking about how Lucy Chen knows next to nothing about her bio dad and also has a literal doppleganger and wonder if they’re half siblings or is that just me?
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People keep telling me that a huge percentage of The Rookie fandom is super young. Not sure I buy that. So, just for fun, what age range best describes you??
57%A rookie (teens/20s)
30%T.O. (30s)
10%Watch commander (40s)
4%John Nolan (50+)
514 votes • Final results
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I am on the back half of my Watch Commander years, for the record.
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Told my kid to ask his friend what fandoms her mom is into, since apparently she’s a fic writer. Instead, he said “my mom wants to know what your mom is into on AO3” and I’m like …listen that could definitely get me more information than I bargained for.
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Please behold the most impressive hair style a goat has ever had. We call him Pretty Boy. Is that his registered name? Absolutely not. Will I call him Pretty Boy forever? Yes I will.
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Please know when you read the smutty chapter of this Chenford fic, it's brought to you by a bottle of Pinot Gris and Hozier played on repeat.
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Not the best cheese I’ve made but not the worst either. 10 week old goat’s milk Monterey Jack with Aleppo peppers. A little dry and a little mild for my taste. Aaaaand now I’m off to drink wine and write fic 🍷 ✍️
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I need my brain to work so I can finish writing this fic, plz it’s so close to done. All the fictional people in my head just need to cooperate with me for like 2k more words
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Accidental plot idea I didn’t need… My entire area’s 911 lines are down (as are non-emergency police lines). Like, imagine the chaos of their day having no clue whatsoever what they’re walking into or where the actual problems are.
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Finally got going on the spicy scene of this fic and now I have to leave in ten minutes to take my kid to the school play. 😩
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My 16 year old son asked me to go to lunch and the bookstore with him. I thought it was because he wanted sushi and couldn’t afford it but no. It’s because AO3 is down 😂
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Okay I’ve spent waaaay too much time reading and playing on Twitter over the last few days. Gotta go write. If I’m replying to anything in the next five hours, someone smack my hand and tell me to get back to work.
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Yeah so #vagabond is ridiculously good and I’m kinda mad I don’t know who wrote it because I’d love to inhale every fic they’ve ever written immediately. Also? If it’s you, plz know your writing is professional level, from editing down to pacing your beats. A+ work
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Coming back to Twitter after years away and running into people people I knew from other fandoms is kinda like going to a high school reunion, only I actually like everyone. A+ experience. Highly recommend.
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I sit down with the intention of writing and then this is me two(2) minutes later. Oops?
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This chapter I'm supposed to be writing is meant to be funny and smutty and instead Tim is being all soft in a truly fantastic way but also, sir, this is not what you're supposed to be doing right now! Eh, maybe I do both and just let it be a really long chapter.
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There are so many things to love about fanfic but creativity and community with the total absence of commercialism has got to be the best.
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I would love to find more #Chenford fanfic authors to follow. Suggestions? Even yourself? Even if you have only written a couple fics? I recently returned to Twitter (and fandom in general) and I miss the fic community soooo much
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I’m actually terrified to be hopeful about the results. I keep trying to not look. 2016 sure left its scars, man.
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