OldSOB retweeted
DIVORCE AGREEMENT
THIS IS INCREDIBLY WELL-PUT, AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S WRITTEN BY A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM.
Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, and Obama supporters, et al:
We have stuck together since the late 1950s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.
Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
Here is our separation agreement:
Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass, each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets, since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.
—We don't like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them.
--You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.
--Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military.
--We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and the coal mines, and you can go with wind, solar, and bio-diesel.
--You can keep Oprah, Whoopi, Bill Maher, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all five of them.
--We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street.
--You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies, and illegal aliens.
--We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEOs, and rednecks.
--We'll keep Bill O’Reilly and Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood.
--You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.
--You can have the peaceniks and war protesters.
--When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.
--We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.
--You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness, and Shirley McLaine. You can also have the UN., but we will no longer be paying the bill.
--We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find.
--You can give everyone health care if you can find any practicing doctors.
--We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem."
--I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine," "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing," "Kum Baya," or "We Are the World."
--We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle-up poverty your best shot.
--Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name, and our flag.
Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you might think about which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.
Sincerely,
John J. Wall
Law Student and an American
P.S. Also, please take George Clooney, Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Short, Charlie Sheen, Barbra Streisand, and (Hanoi) Jane Fonda with you.
P.P.S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country.
Forward This Every Time You Get It !
Let's Keep This Going, Maybe Some Of It Will Start Sink in.
OldSOB retweeted
Low-IQ people doing low-IQ things.
- 84% of blacks have an IQ less than 100.
- 1 in 6.3 has an IQ of 70 or less.
Welfare did this. not racism. Low IQ/Low achieving people were financially supported and incented to have more children outside of family.
The 16% of blacks with triple-digit IQs had better start having babies, or being black will be synonymous with this in fact, not just on social media.
OldSOB retweeted
This is beyond politics. This is a moral vacuum and should be called out by both sides. By any side. It won’t be. Repugnant.
🚨 SICK: Jennifer Welch read a joke on the I've Had It podcast that said "We're digging up Charlie Kirk and doing it AGAIN."
She and Angie Sullivan put their heads down and LAUGHED for more than 20 seconds.
Charlie was assassinated in front of his wife and kids' community at a college event.
These two have interviewed Obama, Kamala and AOC.
This is the Democrat base now, and they're celebrating.
OldSOB retweeted
Robin Wright looks like she's completely forgotten she's on a television show, and Craig Ferguson might be the reason.
There's something genuinely entertaining about the way these two interact. Craig has that mischievous charm that makes even an ordinary exchange feel unpredictable, while Robin's reactions add another layer to the moment. It's the kind of chemistry that makes you wonder whether you're watching an interview or two people enjoying a private joke in front of an audience.
And that's what separates a memorable interview from a forgettable one. You can't manufacture this kind of natural connection. Do you think Craig deliberately brings this side out of his guests, or is this simply chemistry you can't fake?
OldSOB retweeted
This is an Army of Veterans
who are prepared to do whatever is necessary
to uphold the Constitution.
Their numbers are growing by the thousands.
Re-post if you support this!
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OldSOB retweeted
Al Michaels is calling the Ravens and the Jaguars tonight, he is 81 years old, and he has never eaten a vegetable.
Not as a bit. He means it.
"I always pushed the vegetables away," he told Chris Wallace. "To this day, no."
"And I guess what I've proven, Chris, is that man does not need vegetables to survive."
The one time it nearly happened, he was eating what he thought was a french fry at a restaurant and it turned out to be a brussels sprout. He told Pat McAfee it was so deep fried he could not tell.
That is the fun part. Here is the rest of him.
He was born in Brooklyn on November 12, 1944. He turns 82 next Thursday.
Before any of it he had a job as a broadcast assistant for the Los Angeles Lakers. It did not last.
He got his first real job in 1968, at 23 years old, calling games for the Hawaii Islanders of the Pacific Coast League. Triple A baseball, as far from the mainland as the job gets.
He called the Olympic hockey gold medal game in Sapporo in 1972, eight years before anybody knew what Lake Placid would be.
In 1980, at Lake Placid, he watched a group of American college kids beat the Soviet Union at hockey. With five seconds left he asked the country a four word question about miracles, then answered it himself. Forty six years later people still say it back to him in airports.
On October 17, 1989, he was on the air at Candlestick Park before Game 3 of the World Series when the ground started moving.
He got out the words "I'll tell you what, we're having an earthq" and the power went out.
When it came back, he stopped being a sportscaster. He reported, on live television, for about eight hours, on a disaster that had just happened underneath a baseball game.
He was nominated for an Emmy that year for news reporting. A sportscaster.
He has called 10 Super Bowls. Twenty years on Monday Night Football at ABC. Sixteen years on Sunday Night Football at NBC. This is his fifth season doing Thursday nights for Prime Video, alongside Kirk Herbstreit and Kaylee Hartung.
TONIGHT he is in Baltimore.
Three weeks ago somebody asked him how much longer he plans to do this.
"I've done the NFL for 41 years, which is half my life," he said. "Love it."
Then he said that at a certain time, it is time.
"If they come to me and say it's time to move on, I'm going 'fine, you guys have been fantastic. You've been great.'"
"And if I feel it's time, I'll know it."
And then, he says, he will thank them for the memories.
Fifty eight years in a booth. Ten Super Bowls. One earthquake. Zero vegetables.
OldSOB retweeted
Really sad after all the lives that were lost on 9-11 that we would be foolish enough to just bring in and Elect what they have in NY.
