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BREAKING: Trump says he has offered UFC President Dana White the job of White House Press Secretary and wants him to bring several UFC fighters, including Khabib Nurmagomedov and Islam Makhachev, as assistants.

The 5 finalists that have tested for the role of James Bond: • Robert Pattinson • Jack Lowden • Callum Turner • Nicholas Hoult • Josh O'Connor Who would you choose?

Only in #Yemen: An arms dealer in Yemen’s Abu Kenan is advertising a purple and baby-blue subcompact rifle to fans of @PUBG and @Fortnite, pitching it as the perfect gift for your wife. His sales pitch is something else. Why buy your wife flowers when they’ll eventually dry up, die, and end up in the trash? Buy her a rifle instead. It’ll last a lifetime. He even jokes that if you mess around or drive her crazy enough, she might end up shooting you with it.

BREAKING: Iran is now distributing iodine tablets to communities within a two to three kilometer radius of its sensitive nuclear facilities over fears of a US nuclear attack, a Health Ministry official confirms to The Times. "Yes, we are distributing iodine. Trump can no longer be trusted. He may go through with this crime," the official said. "Everyone knows that very little time remains. If America does not use a nuclear weapon against Pickaxe Mountain, it will be a miracle," an Iranian analyst with close ties to the IRGC said. Senior figures across the government, the IRGC and the regular armed forces expect Pickaxe to be among the principal targets of the coming war. Iraq activated nuclear emergency plans and border radiation monitoring yesterday.

Fatal decision will be made today