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Joined January 2026
when the drugs nobody knew i took start to kick in πŸ˜‚
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The Nobel Peace Prize went to Navi Pillay for promoting international law, which is the politest way a Norwegian committee has ever told Donald Trump to fuck off.
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Me squeezing every last drop of me time out of the weekend at 2am
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He’s a fucking pervert. Not only did he try to put her in the pool, his fingers were on her crotch. He deserved it and more.
She put him to sleep in SECONDS after he tried to toss her into the pool. He definitely picked the wrong one!
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How it felt experiencing my first instant manifestation
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🚩If your husband or boyfriend, in any shape or form, is defending the Cornell 7. DUMP HIM.
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Stop calling them mfs β€œThe Cornell 7” like their some type of cool casino heist gang they’re fucking rapists! Call them what the fuck they are THE CORNELL RAPISTS!
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peppermint tastes like red and white while spearmint tastes like light green βœ…
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The fact that she even thought of doing it, tells you everything you need to know. That's a snake.
Jealousy can turn your closest friend into your biggest enemy.
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kids think life is a video game i’m telling you.
Niya let Lala drive her new dream car and she almost CRASHED after she tried to record with one hand and drive with the other πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ‘€ β€œPUT BOTH HANDS ON THE WHEEL”
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Play dumb when someone is being passive aggressive. Or I'll and something like "it seems like you're trying to tell me something, can you say it directly so I understand?"
What's a social rule you break because you genuinely think the rule is stupid?
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We went from September 1st to September 13th in just 3 minutes 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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the other lady literally had to pull her away and motion like β€œcan you not read the room???”
This is the ONLY time you can propose at a wedding... not sure what Auntie thought was going on since the BRIDE handed the bouquet to the nice lady.
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Wow. You really can take a Cybertruck off road.
BBC’s β€œdung heap” robot cams prove disguise beats zoom for wildlife film.
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GET OFF MY PHONE πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Imagine a penguin choosing the rock you designed to propose to their forever penguin πŸ₯Ή
Kids in the hospital paint little stones for penguins to gift their mates
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The way she gently cuddles up next to the first baby.
the way they all snuggled their mama before taking a nap is so wholesome πŸ₯Ή
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Today, we mourn the 4 million + innocent people killed in Iraq and all across the Middle East and West Asia for a crime they didn't commit. We mourn the countries destroyed and millions displaced.
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Always against the people who say that makeup is never an art.
Certified camouflage queen
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Not Samsung sending shots at Apple cause of the Apple Duo release πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­
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