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🏳️‍⚧️ Eternally ragebaited • send me ANYTHING - https://teapaw.org/t.co/c4uPeeghNE •

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Joined May 2023
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hey be honest do you think i'm manipulative? please don't say i'm manipulative or i'll kill myself.
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moodboard
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Wanting a pretty nice and organised room in my house knowing damn well my mom softlaunches wanting me to leave every few months and i probably will sooner than i think
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Homestuck can be found anywhere for those with eyes to see
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🚨 NEW: The Government is set to ban under-16s from walking outside because they might get fucking groomed whilst out or something idk
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Making my groomed gf get naked on discord voice call to remind her of her childhood
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I like the way you give me intermittent and unpredictable warmth that dysregulates my nervous system just like mommy and daddy did
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after you finished talking shit about me did your life get any better or are you still a miserable fuck
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dirk when he realised he can make everyone kill him instead of killing himself
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THATS WHY THEY TARGET PORN They WANT you to be too embarrassed to advocate against their tyranny. They are weaponising cringe culture, and our anxiety-riddled social media ecosystem has made people so susceptible to it You could go to jail for filming yourself deep throating!!
trying to explain why im Against the uk porn laws without sounding like The Pervert
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oh sayori they dont get u like i get u
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FINALLY!!!!!!
watching homestuck w oomfs …….. woahwoahwoah
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LOL U LIAR THE BUNNY THING WASNT EVEN ORIGINALLY YOURS
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quitting insta to scroll on twitter is like quitting heroin to do cocaine
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we're
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Scientists lost the Hi. They dont fucking know anymore. All the research is gone. Fuck.
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Starting world wars cuz im bored
KAIRO DOESNT CARE FOR GEOFF RICKLY. I AM GOING TO KILL HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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