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On the surface, I may seem like an island, but deep down... I am beak wave adult | 🖥 ΘΔ? | pfp by @solstacoded | priv @autismine_ | dni if u support cynonithes

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Joined August 2017
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J.K. Rowling naming a black person
We are happy to report that missing person, Rayjay Strikeswithagun, has been located safe. Thank you for helping by sharing the message!
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jasmine 🦜🍉 retweeted
EVERY SONG WILL NOW HAVE PRONOUNS
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Replying to @solstacoded
even in the fog of war a tank is still visible
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jasmine 🦜🍉 retweeted
We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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Replying to @willsgardevoir
IM POSTING HOLE IF TEXAS IS BLUE
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jasmine 🦜🍉 retweeted
everyone drop and give me 20 pronouns
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Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
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jasmine 🦜🍉 retweeted
Speaker Hakeem Jeffries.
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jasmine 🦜🍉 retweeted
“they elected a trans woman!!” “that’s great!” “in alabama”
Allison Montgomery has won Alabama's State House District 25 election, flipping the seat from Republican to Democratic. She becomes the first transgender woman to be elected to the Alabama Legislature.
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I checked the map to see if the republicans or democrats were winning but it seems like this year these new green and brown parties are absolutely annihilating the competition just look at this oh my god
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oh, and for future reference? "my one vote doesn't matter"-- tell that to the mississippi candidate that lost by 12
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Niggas said that Charlie Kirk shit was gonna start a revolution and they lost South Carolina and Texas a year later its tears in my fucking eyes dude
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NEW onion video: Why Hasn’t Abdul El-Sayed Accomplished Any Of His Campaign Goals Since Winning 2 Minutes Ago? youtube.com/watch?v=4vkqSigZ…
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jasmine 🦜🍉 retweeted
Trump to NYT: "I am absolutely willing to accept those results. We’ll work with the Democrats, and we’ll, you know, look forward to working with them. We’ll probably work something out."
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jasmine 🦜🍉 retweeted
This one shock me.
Is there even a transition in a gd level that has more aura than this one in Exotic Soul
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You can’t even fathom the pronouns we’re going to invent. You can’t even pronounce them. We’re going to have a ŵï/ሂድ on the Supreme Court before the year is out.
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it's called the "united states of mexico" now
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The full name of Mexico officially is Estados Unidos Mexicanos (United Mexican States). es.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C3%A9xi…
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I just wish Mitch McConnell were alive to see this.
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jasmine 🦜🍉 retweeted
#GeometryDash small PSA, I wouldn't recommend installing the versus mod. It injects files from an external source at compile time (so the open source does not represent what the final version actually is) and has extremely intrusive OS level "anti cheat" which I wouldn't even dare trying to run on my OS. Besides this the developer throws out a bunch of BS technical sounding words to make it look like he is making the code secure while in reality it's just what we call security through obscurity.
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