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Alcohol & Oates

@sondayn

WEAR CLOWN'S PANTS AND BE SAVED

Joined May 2012
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Woke up this morning thinking about a band called Creezer that covers Weezer songs but with the Creed voice, please no one let this happen
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Andy Kaufman's Mighty Mouse routine but it's "don't let the days go by" from Glycerine
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elon mustard@nice_mustard31 Oct 2022
i was worried elon musk buying twitter would be bad but it's going to be so insanely funny. just the dumbest shit ever every day, i can't wait
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馃槀馃槀馃槀 this guy is amazing.
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but they were, all of them, deceived, for another checkmark was made
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props to the intern that had to find an image to represent this headline and frankly knocked it out of the park
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Monster Mash is the song with the most wedding energy that i've never heard at a wedding
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Singing "Closing Time" to myself but changing it to "Clothing Time" as I get dressed for the first time today at 4:30pm
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Updating this to say that this morning's routine included a rendition of "Sock Me Amadeus"
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Adding my current getting dressed tune, "Let's Pants" by David Bowie
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Very much here for the new trend on French TikTok setting the nation鈥檚 pharmacy signs to a background of pumping techno
Victor Grimoin 馃敾 (@victor_grimoin) profile pictureVictor Grimoin 馃敾@victor_grimoin19 Aug 2022
La trend Tik Tok de filmer des animations de pharmacie FR avec de la techno est vraiment mon truc pr茅f茅r茅 du moment
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A well-cultivated Twitter is 50% "this person is being stupid and you should be upset" and 50% "this is person is being stupid and you should laugh"
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David M Willis!@damnyouwillis7 Jan 2022
no one trends like gaston mass offends like gaston no one shows in the feeds of your friends like gaston
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My partner just asked me if the face I was making meant that I was "spacing out or just received bad news?" I was scrolling twitter, so...I guess both?
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like a salad, let us see
Death by bar trivia question #LastMan @findthelastman. I ask for privacy during this difficult time.
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Just survived the closest call to date so checking in to confirm I continue to outrun #theknowledge #lastman @findthelastman
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watch til the end *posts video of watch exploding*
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