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yongie bear’s thoughts and feelings

Los Angeles, CA
Joined September 2016
It’s so obvious that any CEO who says they work more than 4 hour days is 100% categorizing their extra marital affairs as work
This guy is so full of shit it’s hilarious. I’d bet everything that he doesn’t read 7000 emails a day.
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Listening to your partner is a great way to gain “elite ball knowledge” of their inner life.
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The laundry dryer is presumably a cousin of the air fryer
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Just found out the Albertsons app has been accessing my health data for the last year but whatever I don’t even care anymore
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It’s incredible that anyone whose ever been in trumps close orbit since the 1970s has been consistently annihilated but everyone keeps trying to attach themselves to him thinking they’ll be the exception
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yong retweeted
how it feels to have a birthday
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I don’t know how to flirt, I just told a girl she’s very well spoken
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right now to me “generational wealth” means enough to get Chinese food two or three times with my gf
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The solar salesmen at Costco ignore me because of the way I carry myself they know I am not a homeowner
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Boyfriend got a “scrub daddy”. It’s odd having another masculine presence in the house. It’s boyfriend, Salami, me, and scrub daddy now. It’s a lot of intense, masculine energy 24/7.
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I’m highly autistic but my hyper fixation since I was young was getting really good at socializing so I’m actually pretty chill and neurotypical passing
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Selling my gaming PC with RTX 5080 after hearing the Jensen Huang news, the high fidelity graphics are making me sick knowing that it is going into the pockets of a cheater
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[Watching AI video of two squirrels cuddling during a thunderstorm.] They are safe there, nothing can harm them as long as they have each other. [My phone dies and for the first time in my life I am confronted by my own reflection, I try to swipe away]
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Mr Beast is such a phenotypical Indian or Filipino username it’s crazy that he’s white
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Wearing this to work tomorrow
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At work asked this girl how she doing and the response was “meow meow meow”
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Not to get too political, but do any red states have BBQ that competes with blue states?
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if I were dating an artsy film girl I would send this to her, captioned "us." but I'm not. so what's even the point.
Snoopy & Miffy’s shared film diary.
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Why the fuck would I ever step out of my comfort zone it's literally called the comfort zone
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how would moisture fix this
Forgot to moisturize before work and I look like gay Obama from Colorado
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