(trying to be a) home chef/baker, shopper, barre fan

Joined May 2010
Win or lose, Tyrese Haliburton’s 2025 postseason includes some of the most miraculous basketball moments we’ve ever seen. The resounding image of him should be this one and not the one of him on the floor in tears tonight.
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Dear @united San Francisco not San Fran
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Welp. Electrify America just fried our car
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The longer you spend in tech, the stronger the urge to buy a farm and never touch a computer again in your life
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Hey @Hertz why does the app not show all the cars that the website shows as available?
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Philippine politics is a circus. It’s all fun and games for the people in power, while Filipinos endure their suffering. At the end of the day, it’s about who stays in control. In the end, they win; we lose.
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Would love wunder puffs in this tech canvas fabric in the women’s line @lululemon 🥰
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Shoutout to Vanessa at the @ARITZIA Georgetown store 💙
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In preparation for APEC, San Francisco is cleaning its streets, activating new public spaces, removing graffiti, and planting trees. We're seeing civic projects delivered in record time without endless bureaucracy. Imagine if we operated at this pace 365 days a year!
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Dear @WholeFoods pls bring back the s’mores granola. Thank you 💙
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Third @onepeloton delivery. What surprises will this one bring?
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How many times are you going to break my heart @onepeloton and when do I learn? Bike 1: resistance 0 is extremely heavy. Bike 2: resistance 100 is still light. Bike 3: no monitor.
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Dear @jess_sims I miss your bike boot camps but @onepeloton sent me two broken bikes now so I can’t get back on them just yet
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Dear @onepeloton what does it take to get a working bike nowadays? Just sent back the SECOND bike+
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Ok I’ll say it. @onepeloton preCOVID and postCOVID delivery experiences are polar opposites of each other. 2019: delivery, white glove “help you figure out the bike. 2023: deliver a broken bike and you call support and wait for 2+ hrs
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The number of times I’ve almost called emergency services because @Apple changed the location of the screen shot button
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Saddest day of realizing that my favorite @Reformation dress inadvertently was soaked and shrank😳😭
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Well @ATT your app…is horrible. Haven’t been able to log on in days
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Dear @Primarydotcom pls bring back the Cozy legging in rainbow stripe- they are a staple for my kiddo
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Shouldve TECH Fox Up😂 #DUBNATION
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