All my previous Twitter bios were better than this one.
Amsterdam (the one in Europe)
Joined November 2009
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JFC...
Davram Steifler: “What do you like so much about Donald Trump?”
Trump supporter: “Everything. He does what he says”
DS: “The war in Ukraine, he said he was gonna end it on day one”
TS: “I don’t know that much about it. I didn’t hear him say it”
DS: “What policies do you think are gonna help Americans in the next couple years?”
TS: “Not gonna talk about that cause I don’t really know that much”
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One of my greatest sadnesses is that he will never know the unprecedented international joyous celebration his death will inspire. Yet another thing he'll get away with...
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I was today years old when I knew I never wanted to hear or see or say or write the phrase "I was today years old" ever again.
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Many years ago I changed certain nouns in Bond movies for the word 'onion'. These are the results.
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