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Guy who sexually attracted to the floors: "That dress looks good on you but it would look better on my floor."
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This is why you need to embrace seasonal living - the dark evenings roll round and you've gotta be making soup, reading ghost stories, working on a nice jigsaw puzzle, and generally cosy maxxing.
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I hate when a really cute couple has one obvious incompatibility that will ultimately ruin their relationship
whoever was playing music on the way to work was a completely different person than me getting in my car after work. why were you listening to that
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Replying to @brunotngz
Uma pessoa que chegaria ao ponto de abortar o filho nΓ£o deveria ter filhos mesmo
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Been laughing at my timeline for hours i canβt wait for people on IG to send me all these tweets Iβve liked in 9 days
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honestly nothing fills me with more hope and light tonight than blappalachia





























